When Do You Know That Fuck Dolls Are Taking Over Your Life?
I read a piece in the Sun newspaper about a guy who took a couple of blow up dolls to the supermarket in his car. George Bartusek aged 51 was … Read More
Month: February 2009
Japanese Call Girls
Deri Heru or Delivery Health was not something I had encountered until last night. I stumbled across the term, then information about what it meant and finally a rather interesting … Read More
Having Fun Talking Dirty
I have written a couple of pieces of fiction over the past couple of days, something I haven’t done for a while. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it. Adult fiction is something … Read More
Sex Express
Have you ever felt the desire to use something naughty on your partner and not quite got it to hand? Then by the time the shops are open you have … Read More
Showered And Shagged
After our tryst on the beach we returned to her apartment, a round building which from the outside seemed rustic and clad in local materials, but inside boasted air conditioning, … Read More
The Future’s Sexy
It’s apparently 40 years since the first flight of Boeing’s 747. While reading up on this (yes I’m a sad little boy who used to build Airfix kits and occasionally … Read More
Model Bares Her Ass
And it’s all for high fashion. I never did understand the concept of high fashion it so often (though not always) seems linked to low IQs, pretension and ridiculously impractical … Read More
Do You Think He Wants To Get Inside My Pants?
Well, my transition in to the office upstairs seems to have gone quite smoothly. The Ladette I work opposite seems nice, I had previously only exchanged the odd word here … Read More
Retro Fucks
Mike was slumped in his armchair, beer in one hand, remote control in the other. His eyelids were heavy, closing then snapping open, he was determined to see the end … Read More
Sex Toys In The Street
I just finished reading a story featured in The Northern Territory News, Australia about Dildo Boulevard. Apparently 30 sex toys were found dumped in the road last Friday. At the … Read More
Oiled Breasts
I thought that with all this snow in the UK we could all do with being warmed up a little. Indulge yourself in my fantasy why don’t you … The … Read More
Amateur Porn Movies
Could someone please define what amateur means in the porn world? You see I’m fine so long as I know what I’m getting but we all know that it’s very … Read More
Lady Ga Ga Sexes It Up
It’s no mystery that I am a fan of the female form. I write about it, I write fiction about it and I get my hands on it whenever I … Read More
New Sex Toy Fun
It’s February, the turn of a new month and that means a new competition over at Sex Toys Buzz. We’ve had a magical looking glass wand donated this month. You … Read More
Penis Extension
Well I’m sad to say that Friday was my last day with the girls. I’m destined on Monday morning to move in to my new office with that fucking bully … Read More
Leather Love
He watched her scurry across the carpark, her kitten heels clipping on the pavement until she reached her car. Her raincoat was draped over her arm, not quite concealing the … Read More
Sploshing Sex
It’s a fact of life that when you get involved in sex blogging and begin to explore the different aspects of sexuality and the adult world you pick up a … Read More
Licking Her Nipples
Nipple Lovers There’s something about a nipple that most men find irresistible. I’m not talking about breasts here I’m talking about the nipples itself. Of course there’s nothing wrong with … Read More