Early Morning Anal Surprise
I forgot to tell you all about our adventures last weekend. That’s the problem with writing for this blog, there are so many things to share with you that sometimes … Read More
Month: February 2009
Ride Her Cowboy!
As a small child I would canter around outside in the garden, stopping every now and then to let my horse graze. Hands up in the air those of you … Read More
The Eighth Level Of Being Fucked
Internet Explorer 8 is Evil. OK, so evil might be a little strong, but I installed Microsoft’s IE 8 last night and since then my life has been painful. I … Read More
Leather And Lustful
He pressed her against the wall crushing her round buttocks against the rough brickwork. Her suede jacket was open displaying a tight black top, framing a full and inviting cleavage. … Read More
Wet Asphalt
Headlights reflect from the wet asphalt. The deluge has passed but the world still drips and gutters still run. I drove past groups of revellers, freshly ejected from the nightclubs … Read More
Spankable Bubble Butt
Having a boob job is now almost an everyday procedure. Women compare boob size in the showers after gym, maybe clandestinely maybe overtly (it depends how friendly they are I … Read More
Fucking International
Sexual Stereotypes It’s very easy to put people into boxes. Really, it is, they struggle a little but if you use chloroform … LOL, couldn’t resist that. What I’m talking … Read More
Cock Worship
Suze loves everything cock. I have seen chocolates, candles, cake tins and just about everything cock shaped there is out there. You can even make your own cock shaped ice … Read More
Sex, Lies and Marketing
Marketing could be the most cynical profession on the planet. I know there will be those of you who would contend that lawyers, estate agents and a few other professions … Read More
Girls With Weapons
This story is a real scary one. After taking home his lover, drinking and taking Valium, Wayne Robinson got something to remember his lover by. No, not an STI, or … Read More
Indian Kisses
The planet is apparently not divided not by racial, ethnic or religious divides, but by cultural ones. I was very surprised to read just how anti-kissing India appears to be … Read More
Lets Go Swinging
Not so many years ago the tale about the parties where the car keys were placed in a bowl and retrieved one by one, matching each picker with its owner … Read More
The Largest Tits In The World
Or should I say behind every body dysmorphic there is a man… I just finished watching a program on Channel 4 called The Worlds Most Enhanced Woman And Me. This … Read More
Screwing In The Snow
Winter is upon us again in Britain and the same thoughts appear in my head as did last year. I want to build a snowman, go sledging and throw snowballs … Read More
The Biggest Cock In The World
We were watching a programme about breast enlargement this evening and I wondered what the male equivalent would be to the largest breasts possessed by a woman would be. Well … Read More
Bisexual Women And Threesomes
There is a disparity between bisexuals, specifically between bisexual men and bisexual women. Bisexual men are predominantly seen (in my experience in the offline world) as perverted, mixed up or … Read More
Frisked And Fucked
His hand grabbed her wrist, holding it in a grip that suffered no protest. “But Mr Brooke I am carrying nothing!” She exclaimed. He turned her round and pressed her … Read More
The Perfect Sexual Assistant
Good customer service is an art, whether it’s online, via telephone, or face-to-face in a retail store. It’s bad enough when you’re selling conventional items like clothes, books or cars. … Read More
Wine, Women and Thong
Clichéd as it is the analogy is quite a good one I think. I’ve never been fond of Beaujolais, it’s like a giggling schoolgirl lacking in depth and variable in … Read More
Playing Doctors And Nurses
Role play is a fun and diverting part of many people’s sex lives, but others take it very seriously indeed. There can’t be many people who haven’t (in a long-term … Read More