Daily Wanking And Naughtiness

As you are aware I test and review adult products for a living.  Therefore my daily routine usually involves playing with toys and watching porn…oh, and writing filth for the sites.

In fact my day just doesn’t seem the same without I participate in at least one of these activities.  I get withdrawal quite quickly and certainly cannot be without some form of Internet access.  Blogging and reviewing is now so deeply embroiled in my life that I genuinely suffer a kind of withdrawal if I cannot participate.

Which brings me to the up and coming festivities.  I will be entertaining both Christmas day and Boxing day this year which means I will have to endure a porn restricted couple of days, snatching the odd online moment when I can.

Did you like my reference to “snatch”?  lol

Bare with us, normal service will resume as soon as possible.