Fucking, Drilling And Screwing

We had a little problem with the bed a few days ago. In the middle of, er, “things” we heard a nasty crack and since then the frame has been making strange creaking and groaning sounds. It’s also been moving about a little more than it should.

It’s a bit off putting when the squeaking is that loud when you and you’re partner are trying to enjoy yourselves.

Tonight I had to take action. 12 screws and a lot of drilling later the frame is fixed and ready to be tested. See you later.