Masturbating In Public

I came across a story today about Art Price from Ohio. He has a very creative mind when it comes to self pleasure. Now we have all tried masturbating with the aid of different objects to bring about orgasm. Before I bought my first dildo I have used all sorts of things, even the cliché cucumber.

But this guy was even more obscure.

He actually used a garden table. I kid you not. He was seen outside completely nude inserting his cock in to the hole for the umberella. He was seen by his neighbours on four separate occasions. He would participate in outdoor masturbation with the table between the hours of 10.30am and 12pm, his house being close to a neighbourhood school.

On the fourth occasion the neighbour filmed him for evidence (or featuring on YouTube) and handed over the evidence to the police.

Next time he might try the new Tenga Flip Hole.