Oooh My Bollocks!

Most people have had an argument with their boyfriend that turned pretty heated but not quite as heated as the one I just read about.

Maria Topp aged 44 and Martin Douglas aged 45 had a blazing row back in January and she ended up doing the unthinkable.  Just thinking about it now make me cringe and I’m a girl…obviously.

She claims that she can’t remember but she bit off Martin’s testicles during a row and he had to have them sewn back on.   OUCH!  That had to smart.

You can read the full gruesome story here.