Rock Hard Cock

Martin Kenny of Maryland in the US was in the process of building a barn when he happened upon the phallus shaped object on the left.

It is unexplicably penis shaped and even has a hole going through the centre of it, just like a strap-on.  Opinion is that the rock is possibly a stalactite but the rock doesn’t appear to be made of limestone.

Kenny’s theory on this is that it could be part of a statue which fell from a boat whilst being transported.  Much cleaner than my theory.   Lol

Have you found any interesting objects like this in your garden?