Cold Hard And Sexy

We’re having a bit of a respite from the cold weather at the moment and it looks like the wind is going to be the biggest problem up to the Christmas weekend. And I’m not talking sprouts here fnar fnar!

The thing is being cold does have it’s advantages. I’m thinking here of its effect on women’s nipples – especially if they persist in wearing bikinis in December LOL.
Of course it’s not so good for the guys as the cold does have a really unfortunate effect on us 🙁