Cumming In The Bath

I can’t say that when I got home tonight I was particularly inspired to write anything sexual. It’s been a hard week and today has been a bloody hard day. All I could think of doing was laying in a bath and soaking away the stresses of the day. Now that is odd as I can’t remember the last time I had a bath. I usually shower. Baths take a lot of preparation, and therefore time.

Thinking of baths reminded me of one of the things I used to do when I was a kid. My parents didn’t have a shower, they are bath people and so there was only one option. On thing I did do was enjoy the occasional wank in the bath.

There’s nothing like a warm languorous wank, the water lapping around your cock as you coax yourself to climax. Laying back you can bring yourself off at your own speed and then, at the ultimate moment, watch as the cum shoots towards you. Marvellous.

Practically there’s a problem. You’ve spotted it haven’t you? Where do you get rid of the cum?

While it’s great to have it land on your stomach and chest, and float around in the water while you drift in a warm and fuzzy post-ejaculation haze there comes a time when you have to get out and get dried.

Here’s what I discovered. You can, with skill, marshal the errant slicks of sperm into a group and coax it towards the plughole. Then you pull the plug and watch the glutinous white globs disappear as you lift the plug slightly.

Cunning eh?

There is one thing to mention if you haven’t already tried it. Don’t be tempted to use soap as lube, it stings like fuck if you get it down the end of your cock, something I learned very early on. Not a mistake you make twice.

Aaaaaaarggggggggghhhhhhh!