Putting The Willies Up You

Another Halloween has descended upon us and it doesn’t seem like two minutes ago since I was giving the neighbourhood kids sweets to avoid their pranks. A few years ago they had a real mischief night around here, when we woke in the morning most of the street had been affected.

There were eggs and flour all over peoples cars, house windows and gardens. It look like carnage in a bakers shop. When they came round we turned out all the lights as we heard the sound of eggs pelting windows. I think we came off lightly, just my care got floured.

So from that night on, we now purchase sweets as an inducement not to create havoc on our doorstep. It’s quite sad really and not at all how it used to be. Money or treats with menaces is not good.

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