Do My Boobs Look Big In This?

I haven’t been watching I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here this year, in fact I haven’t watched any of the annually screened has-been & Z-list starring shows. It is difficult not to be pulled in to taking an interest with the media coverage the programmes attract.

This morning I was driving in to work when they played an extract of an interview with this years “boy toy” Nicola McLean. Now I know nothing about this girl apart from the fact that she is silicone enhanced and a WAG. Both of which hold no interest for me.

She came across on the audio as having the intellect of an amoeba. I was reminded of the Little Britain character Vicky Pollard. If you haven’t seen Vicky above is a clip so you know what I mean. 🙂

Nicola has previously complained about having to sleep in a hammock as her boobs give her a bad back. This time she was complaining about having to sit on a log and I quote
“I’ve brought the wrong bras.
“I should have worn sports bras but they don’t make the boobs look nice so I didn’t.
“This sounds like my fault but it’s not. Well, it is really because I did get them made this size.”
She then wailed: “I’m not staying here any more.
Do you think she could be Vicky’s sister? Lol