Gimme a Dildo – NOW!

I have mentioned many times in the past that although my slender colleagues are constantly saying how good they have been. “I was very good today, so I treat myself to one biscuit last night” or “I’ve hardly had anything for my lunch today but tonight we are having a lasagne”. Small amounts of kidology which take place throughout the day.

Don’t get me wrong neither of my colleagues need to loose any weight, they just love to obsess about it and go on guilt trips which need to be soothed by chocolate. Lol Strangely enough I don’t find it necessary to talk about food all day.

We aren’t close to any shops and are visited by a woman with a large Curver tuck box each week. She leaves an polythene box of sweets, biscuits and savoury snacks along with a payment box for collecting your payment for goods eaten inside the box.

It’s a marvellous idea as each item purchased carries a donation to a children’s charity. So even better for the girls…they can eat that chocolate knowing that a child will be benefiting from their purchase. Conscience salved they can enjoy the sweet treat.

The most amusing almost daily routine my other colleagues have is almost like a sketch out of a comedy. One of them will pipe up with “Shall we get something out of the box”. Then they will jump up out of their seats and rush over to the box. Nine times out of ten they will buy something but on the odd occasion they will just lay out the contents on the desk. Study them and then put them back.

Almost as if a look is as good as eating them. 🙂

I’m a good girl and I don’t partake in any of the goodies, not being that interested in chocolate and sweets. Now if they put cheese in their (OMG, that would smell by the end of the week) or even better SEX TOYS.

What a fantastic day we would have. 😉 A small selection of vibes and clit stimulators, with a selection of lubes…Oh, and don’t forget the batteries. And if they had wireless remotes we could control each other’s orgasms from our desks. I’m liking this idea more and more.

I think I have found a niche in the market. Anyone fancy investing?