She Must Have Fancied A Mouthful Of Meat

Here’s the deal. You and your boyfriend get a little drunk when celebrating his birthday. Then, because you’re not pregnant you get a bit tired and emotional.

It could happen to anyone, right?

Of course, but what happened next to Mark Coghill surprised him and the emergency services. His Then girlfriend Tracy Davies engaged him in a kiss and bit off one third of his tongue!

Thank goodness she wasn’t giving him a blowjob!

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