Lady Ga Ga Watch – Taped Up Nipples

Yesterday the papers were reporting that Lady Ga Ga had again managed to reach lower into the depths of desperation that even I thought possible by wearing a net curtain for a night out and putting a couple of pieces of tape over each nipple so she didn’t get arrested.

Why bother any police turning up to arrest her would have been forced to decide if they should book her for gross indecency or being a sad talentless cow. Oh hang on she has one talent, getting me pissed of and writing about her.

Newsflash love. I know what tits look like and yours are not the best I’ve seen so put them away and get yet to a nunnery. Please