Train Sex
When you think of someone going at it like a train you don’t think of someone going at it while at the controls of a train. The Sun however reports that one driver, ironically working for Virgin trains, is under suspension following an incident at work.
We all know that some activities are incompatible with out roles at work. I think most of us know that masturbating while we’re doing our job is unlikely to help productivity, or maintain standards of safety; Unless you’re a porn star.