Red Hot Sex
I have had some funny mishaps during heated love making in the past. The classic one of laying too close to the edge, rolling out of bed and banging your head on the bedside drawers on your way to the floor. Also the over ambitious cow girl which resulted in an untimely bending of the cock and many more which I can’t think of at the moment.
And when I used to smoke the post coital cigarette was wonderful. One thing I never did was smoke during sex. Lol I just finished reading up on an American retired fireman who got more than he bargained for as a result of his bad habit.
Larry Lowell aged 63 discarded a cigarette when he became amorous with his wife Joli and ended up fleeing his flat naked. You can read the rest of the story here and try not to chuckle, I did and it’s wrong. Lol