Working In The Porn Office

Normally this would have been my first day at work this week – yesterday being a bank holiday in the UK. However due to the situation at work I’m bot in until tomorrow so get plenty of time to do naughty porn things today.

I’m spoilt for choice actually. However I have a couple of jobs that I want to get stuck into straight away. No pun intended.

I feel strangely more motivated to do all that stuff than the bollocks I’m doing in the day job.