Anally Probed

If there’s one thing that you shouldn’t look when going through customs it’s nervous. That could prove a little difficult on our way back from Berlin. We’re hoping to be weighed down with goodies from the show.

With a suitcase full of battery powered electronic items that could lead to some interesting conversations when the bags get X-Rayed. Did you pack this yourself? Acquires a whole new level of horror as questions go when you have a suitcase full of dildos and lube.

So I’ll be practicing my poker face for the next few days.

That way I can avoid the sound of a latex glove being snapped onto a large hand and the splurt of lubricant behind me. Aaaaarrrggghh!

Funny the thoughts you have as you drift off to sleep.