Sexing You Up

The Estrel hotel which we stayed in during our trip to Berlin is a very large family hotel with an atrium at its heart, containing eateries and bars. There is a comfortable seating area too for guests to sit and chill out.

Alex and I used to sit in the middle of the concourse drinking Berliner Kindl beers out of large glasses and take in the atmosphere. In particular people watching, it was great fun.

You could immediately discern the delegates for Venus and the other guests. Girls would walk in to the hotel wearing the skimpiest of outfits and attract the attention of everyone. I recall on one particular evening a girl walked in with a short plaid skirt and white stockings and suspenders.

As she leaned over the pedestal table her and her colleagues were positioned at, you could see right up the back of her skirt. Alex and I smiled at each other. Then the waiter started cleaning the table right behind her very, very thoroughly as he took in the view.

Both of us were holding back the giggles.

I don’t know if the other guests were clued up about what was going on but nobody seemed to bat an eye. Even when Ron Jeremy was walking around the breakfast buffet nobody seemed to notice him.

Very strange but oh so amusing. 🙂