Wife Swapping
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I think I’m going to apply to the programme “Wife Swap”. Why? Well I just realised the perfect couple we could swap with.
Tess Daly and Vernon Kay. Suze gets a week of Vernon. She’s salivating already … And I get seven days of Tess, giggidy. Then there’s the post-swap four-way session in the king size bed. Or is that part of the programme just in my head? Probably. |