Dirty Filthy Fucking Secret ;)

As I mentioned yesterday there are only 7 days until we fly out to Berlin for the Venus Sexpo!

So today I’ve been spending some time sweeping the house for toys, porn DVD’s and all the other naughty stuff we have lying around the house for both pleasure and review.

Alex’s parents will be popping in while we are away to make sure the cat is fed and watered and hasn’t moved his girlfriend in.  lol  So we have to ensure that there is nothing left lying around.

I bet we still manage to miss something, just like the other day when the telecoms guy was here.  🙂