The Largest Tits In The World
Or should I say behind every body dysmorphic there is a man… I just finished watching a program on Channel 4 called The Worlds Most Enhanced Woman And Me. This … Read More
Screwing In The Snow
Winter is upon us again in Britain and the same thoughts appear in my head as did last year. I want to build a snowman, go sledging and throw snowballs … Read More
The Biggest Cock In The World
We were watching a programme about breast enlargement this evening and I wondered what the male equivalent would be to the largest breasts possessed by a woman would be. Well … Read More
Bisexual Women And Threesomes
There is a disparity between bisexuals, specifically between bisexual men and bisexual women. Bisexual men are predominantly seen (in my experience in the offline world) as perverted, mixed up or … Read More
Frisked And Fucked
His hand grabbed her wrist, holding it in a grip that suffered no protest. “But Mr Brooke I am carrying nothing!” She exclaimed. He turned her round and pressed her … Read More
The Perfect Sexual Assistant
Good customer service is an art, whether it’s online, via telephone, or face-to-face in a retail store. It’s bad enough when you’re selling conventional items like clothes, books or cars. … Read More
Wine, Women and Thong
Clichéd as it is the analogy is quite a good one I think. I’ve never been fond of Beaujolais, it’s like a giggling schoolgirl lacking in depth and variable in … Read More
Playing Doctors And Nurses
Role play is a fun and diverting part of many people’s sex lives, but others take it very seriously indeed. There can’t be many people who haven’t (in a long-term … Read More
Snow Shags
There’s a lot of talk in the news about the amount of money that the snow is costing the country. The problem for the UK, particularly the southern, UK is … Read More
Our Afternoon Of Kink
Well the weather certainly didn’t let us down. This morning the road outside our house was about 8 inches deep in snow. Alex tried to move the cars on to … Read More
Super Balled
I just finished reading an article about US sports fans in Arizona got a surprise when TV coverage of the Super Bowl was interrupted by a pornographic clip. Now I’m … Read More
Moisturising Tit Wank
The weather takes it out of my skin at this time of year. Cold winds and indoor central heating all conspire to try and turn me in to a prune. … Read More
It’s Snowing Take Me To Bed
The UK is now in the grip of Winter after weeks of mild weather which was unseasonable for the time of year it has gotten bloody cold. Weather reports last … Read More
Fun With Anal
Last night I decided that we would try out a few of the anal toys that we’ve been sent. Well, as it turns out Suze tried them out on me. … Read More
Fucking Your Pussy Sore
Clit Skid My labia tear I told you about the other day appears to have healed up now or at least doesn’t sting anymore when we are fucking. I’m not … Read More
Welcoming Weather Girls
When I walked to my car this morning at stupid o’clock I was caught in a fierce snow shower, the type that stings your face because the driving, cold wind … Read More
Lesbian Dreams
I was having a good Friday afternoon chat with the girls at work when something came out which rocked me slightly. It made me feel almost a sense of missed … Read More
They’re Making Porn Nextdoor
The residents of The Coppice in Bradley Stoke On Trent, Bristol are up in arms about one of their residents. James Edwards 42 a blue movie maker is using his … Read More
Going Dotty About Porn
We got back from the adult store and I had a few household chores to finish off including ironing. I put up the board in the living room and watched … Read More
Heaving And Groaning
As we were in the area today we toddled off to the adult shop to swap a DVD. It was only a flying visit but we couldn’t believe our eyes … Read More