Short Skirts And Wet T-Shirts
Perhaps it’s just me but I am beginning to wonder what possesses some people to dress the way they do when they go out at night. Despite the weather turning … Read More
Cum Shower
I waited for her car to pass me at the traffic island. Her right of way. Me waiting. Giving me the chance to look at her and imagine what was … Read More
I Couldn’t Live Without Porn
We often visit our local adult store as you know because I mention our visits quite frequently. 😉 Alex and I only frequent the shop to stock up on R18 … Read More
Office Heat
The traffic from the road outside had died away. The constant drone of noise replaced by the occasional lonely vehicle thrumming along the tarmac. It was about four in the … Read More
Getting The Horn
Sorry I just couldn’t resist. I’ve just read a seasonal and heartwarming story about a reindeer called of all names…Shaggy. He has apparently lost his antlers during the rutting season … Read More
Sexual Injury
You may recall that I recently had the misfortune to sustain an injury to my foot which made it difficult for me to put weight on it. Not only that, … Read More
The World’s Next Top Porn Icon
With the passing of the legendary Bettie Page on Friday the world lost one of its few truly iconic personalities in the adult arena. Despite being a recluse for decades, … Read More
Come and Sit On My Knee …
We’re off out to do a little shopping and wotnot tomorrow. I’m sure there’ll be a queue at the local shopping centre around Santa’s Grotto. Kids pestering their parents to … Read More
Christmas Sugar Rush
No, I’m not talking about eating too much Christmas cake here, but about too much sickly sweet Christmas entertainment. I don’t include in this “It’s a Wonderful Life” or having … Read More
Pussy Wherever You Want It
There are not many adult products that you could claim are unique. However I’ve just reviewed one that I think could be described as such because I am unaware of … Read More
Sizzle I’m Hot!
Why do people insist on coming to work when they are clearly not fit to do so? This guy at work spent the last couple of days telling us just … Read More
Real Action Girl
Don’t mess with Charlotte Church. Tags: Charlotte Church
Alien Invader
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More
Wet T-Shirts And All
I just stumbled across a new website, it’s not totally functional yet but I thought it worthy of a mention and our support. It’s the Fresh2O website which has been … Read More
Lets Be More Than Friends
I’m well aware if you are in the public eye that the pressure to remain young and beautiful must be tremendously weighty. Eternal youth is now just one expensively addictive … Read More
Lots Of Bangs In November
I can’t believe we are only days away from Christmas, it has come around so quickly. November was full of bangs and fun though. 😉 When I look back at … Read More
Sony’s Home For Porn
Like all social networking sites Sony’s “Home” is likely to be a target for adult content. If all human life is to be represented there it’s a fact that adult … Read More
Lusty Busty
It was our big night out o Tuesday with some clients who were treating Busty and myself to dinner. They called us to let us know that we needed to … Read More
Christa Ackroyd’s Rubber Fetish
We were watching the local news this evening, specifically an article about a rich Yorkshire businessman who is giving money to various local charities and trying to encourage others to … Read More
Having the Mojo Sucked Out Of Me
I don’t know it’s the weather or the season, or maybe just the job but I feel like someone is sucking the mojo out of me at the moment. And … Read More