Bad Sex For All
I was mooching around the Web and thought I’d look into the history of the condom. Nothing too deep just a quick skim of the top few search results. I … Read More
Fucking Over The Photocopier Paper
It’s been a month since he sat in the room with his stern-faced boss and the prissy little spinster from HR. Both staring at him disapprovingly across the desk. He’d … Read More
Old Skool Sex Toys
We get asked to review a lot of sex toys. After a while we started to see the similar themes repeating themselves. You might have thought that one toy was … Read More
Letting Her Squeeze It – Part 2 of 2
In my dimly lit room, surrounded by my collection of super-cool and super-tatty clothing and a stack of vinyl LPS we lay down on my single bed, still fully clothed. … Read More
Letting Her Squeeze It – Part 1 of 2
Shake up at the disco And I think I’ve got a pull I ask her lots of questions And she hangs on to the wall I kiss her for the … Read More
Bondage In A Virtual World
Australian Internet Censorship I came across this article on the BBC last night. It raises a number of questions about the Australian government in particular, but also about the role … Read More
Sex Shop Sniffing
We were at the local sex shop today. Yes I know, just for a change! On the counter was a display of Vulva Original. If you don’t know what that … Read More
Suze And Susana With Sex Toys
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Over the years that both Alex and I have been writing for this site we have encountered all manner of … Read More
A Very Dirty Thirty!
Diesel reached it’s 30th year in October and to celebrate they created a video to mark the occasion. The theme being “Dirty At Thirty” to promote their series of global … Read More
Right Hand Job
I woke up this morning and my right hand is killing me. No, I haven’t been pleasuing myself. We were out in the garden yesterday, putting it to bed for … Read More
Jump On Your Dildo
OK everyone, it’s your last chance to sign up for the Sex Toys Buzz newsletter before it’s released later today. When you do you’ll get the chance to win one … Read More
Sex In First Class
The train pulled away from the station and began to build up speed. Around the sparsely populated carriage our fellow passengers settled themselves for a long journey. A winter night, … Read More
Fantasy Sex Or Reality Without The Complications?
One passage from the book “The Man In The High Castle” by Philip K Dick has always intrigued me. If you’ve not read it (and you should as it’s one … Read More
Danger, New Panties
After the false start detailed in my post a week or so ago entitled “New Boots and Panties I hope we now have a stable template. So if you’re seeing … Read More
Be Careful Who’s Cock You Lick
It has dominated the news recently that dairy products made in China have been deliberately contaminated with melamine, a chemical which enhances the levels of protein found in milk. These … Read More
Organic Food Fucking
I just came to sit and write this between watching some Friday night, I’m so glad the weeks over, porn. It’s a compilation of scenes set onboard an airplane, not … Read More
Sex With A Stranger
Accepting an invitation to a party when you don’t know the host, or most of the host’s friends, is not something I normally do. The chances of being left in … Read More
Girl In An Ivory Basque
The second Christmas we were together I bought Suze a new outfit. It was an ivory coloured basque with suspenders, panties and some matching stockings. At the time I remember … Read More
Alcohol, Mishaps And Boobs
I told you we went over to Busty’s last weekend for dinner which consisted of homemade Thai cuisine, it was delicious. Alex spent the night ogling Busty’s chest and because … Read More
Secret Sexuality, Forbidden Fruits and Private Passion
I woke up this morning and lay in bed for a while thinking about the sort of relationship Suze and I have. As I spooned with her, enjoying the touch … Read More