More Boobs From Suze
This is from a set we did for St George’s Day a while back, 2006 I think.
Big Boobs, Dirty Postcards And Black Cabs
When I was growing up the nearest thing to porn that most people got to see was the “Confessions Of …” films and at a slightly more playful level, the … Read More
Tease My Cock
I’ve just added my review of the Vibra Exciter mobile phone controlled cock ring to the review blog here. There’s an accompanying video too 🙂 While you’re over there have … Read More
The Only Gay Apprentice?
I haven’t watched any of the previous apprentice series but have made a determined effort to watch this one after listening to weeks of chat at work about it and … Read More
Anal Easy?
Alex and I watched a late night in club programme on television where a guy was talking to girls individually about anal sex. I remember clear to this day one … Read More
Yes I’m A Sex Blogger
Up until now I haven’t really been too concerned about my fellow work colleagues discovering our website. For a start neither of them are connected to the Internet at home … Read More
Latin Baywatch Babes
This made me laugh. Apparently The Simpsons are such a dysfunctional family and contains “messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents” that they have been … Read More
Free Porn, Forever?
The advent of the BBC iPlayer has meant a significant increase in the volume of traffic across the Internet in the UK. I believe that for purposes of PR payments, … Read More
Obscene Behaviour
I had a conversation with someone at work today that highlighted the disparity between different people in what is and is not considered to be naughty, dirty, filthy or unacceptable. … Read More
Jenna Jameson – Stripper Zombies
While the name of the movie may be the best part of it “Stripper Zombies” is bound to draw some attention because of its stars, Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson. … Read More
DD Teen Making It Big
The average size of a woman in the UK is a 16. Not that you’d know that from looking at the magazines and other media purveyed in this country. According … Read More
Fanny Cakes
You just read that title and thought I had gone off my nut didn’t you? Well the reason for it will become apparent in this post. We were all having … Read More
Adult Channel – New Video
There’s a new video on the ASTV Adult Video Channel. Remember you can find our toy review videos, stuff about us and general ephemera over there and if you like … Read More
How Far Will You Go?
I make no apologies for what I am about to write. It’s not often that I am moved to write about something so controversial. But tonight I have just finished … Read More
Suze In PVC
You can find more of our images in the gallery, here.
Nasty Sexy
Please consider Exhibit A on the left. A poster, T-Shirt and for all I know coffee mug and bumper sticker that has been doing the rounds for ages. I first … Read More
Nipple Arouser Video
I just discovered that despite being up for months many of our videos are still getting hit on YouTube, and some are even getting more hits than ever 🙂 This … Read More
Susanna Makes Me Wet
The BBC has a history of employing good looking news readers. I can remember one of my earliest crushes was on Selina Scott, she had model looks and a figure … Read More
After The Fuck
There are millions of words written about sex, sexual positions, technique, and foreplay. However it occurred to me that there are very few words written about afterplay. What do I … Read More