Cartoon Porn
I have a question. Is cartoon porn more attractive to its fans because it represents a corruption of what is usually an innocent art-form (at least when depicting characters like … Read More
Is It A Beaver Or A Badger?
Today if you haven’t already guessed I want to venture in to the pubic region. I’m just such a naughty girl and you can spank me for it later. 😉 … Read More
Much More Than A Boob Job
Paul Raymond wends his way to the great strip club in the sky, and now Alec Wildenstein is off. Not that he has anything to do with porn but he … Read More
Wet Panties All Round
See if you can guess what kind of day I had at work today… I arrived this morning to be greeted by Busty who looked hot. She was wearing a … Read More
Farmers, Their Wives And Their Meat
Suze had me watch this when I got home. Silly in one way, but a serious message underneath it all. Veggie or carnivore we should all be buying locally produced … Read More
Memories Of Lolitta
I was listening to Scott Mills on the radio today talking about how the lyrics of some of the songs from waaaaayyy back were just as rude as the lyrics … Read More
Porn King, RIP
Paul Raymond, Britain’s answer to Hugh Hefner died yesterday aged 82. I thought it worth a mention as he is synonymous in the UK with strip clubs and girly magazines. … Read More
Sex, Lies And Suburban Depravity (A Disturbia Story)
Bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs While angry from Manchester writes to complain about All the repeats on TV And computer terminals report some gains On the values of … Read More
Scandinavian Heat
Amazing where our visitors come from. All over the world, but relative to the size of the place we are currently most popular in Iceland. Now that’s just fine with … Read More
Adult Chat Lines
Today is apparently Alexander Graham Bell‘s birthday . Thanks to Google for reminding me of that. I wonder what he would have thought about how his invention is been used … Read More
Ooops We Broke The Bed
Well, last week we had an earthquake and then over the weekend we have had howling 65mph winds. And earlier this evening the crack of our bed breaking. Lol We … Read More
Tasting A Woman Again
I wrote the other day about having a tryst with a married woman. We were together for about a month and then things fizzled out. She gave me the cold … Read More
Dirty Talk And A Good Fucking
Alex and I quite frequently use porn as a jumping off point to sex. Lol When we have had a hard day at the office and we just want to … Read More
Amazing Anal With Nexus Giro
The Nexus Giro is a prostate stimulator from the same people who brought you (amongst other toys) the Nexus Vibro that I have reviewed previously. Nexus obviously recognise that as … Read More
Screaming Orgasms And Howling Winds
Following last weeks earthquake which measured 5.2 on the Richter scale we had winds of up to 65 mph last night sweeping the UK. The television lost reception so we … Read More
Cars, Sex, Girls And Sex
There is a turning point in every man’s life. And I only just realised it. When I was younger I had a VW sports car. I mentioned it in an … Read More
DIY Cock Sucking
We had are usual Friday girly chat this afternoon and I mentioned watching Ashes to Ashes last night. Then I asked if they had seen the trailer for next weeks … Read More
Movie Star In Call Girl Scandal
That sort of headline will always get people running to buy newspapers. It sells papers, makes careers and more importantly destroys lives. As the recent events surrounding Bittney Spears prove, … Read More
Google’s Farting Frog Fetish?
OK I dare someone to tell me that this is not someone at Google’s idea of a joke. It’s the most obviously subversive Goggle-Doodle I’ve seen. The frog isn’t leaping,it’s … Read More
Girl In An Ivory Basque
The second Christmas we were together I bought Suze a new outfit. It was an ivory coloured basque with suspenders, panties and some matching stockings. At the time I remember … Read More