Naked Lesbians

By | October 31, 2008

Being a blogger you get used to spam comments. Thousands upon thousands of robot-generated comments about drugs, insurance, real estate deals and pornography appear in our spam filters every week. Most are pretty unimaginative. No, all are totally unimaginative, but occasionally you receive one that makes you chuckle.

This week it was one entitled “Naked Lesbians”.

Why do I find that so funny?

Because we have the Internet. Our blog is on the Internet. Your fucking comment, Mr “I’m going to be a multimillionaire by manipulating my Google Rank” is on the bloody Internet.

And if there’s one thing the Internet is good at is giving everyone who wants it access to free porn.

It’s about product differentiation.

You’ve either got to be big, or niche on the Internet these days. Preferably both. So you’re either Heff, Larry Flynt or your site is very specialist – say “Plain Girls In Flairs”, sorry if you’ve never encountered it that’s a quote from the hilarious “Ideal” by Graham Duff.

There are hundreds of thousands of sites out there with Naked Lesbians and nice as some of them are your new one is not adding anything to the online all-you-can-eat buffet that is Internet porn.