What Am I Supposed To Do With This?

By | July 5, 2007

I have tried and tested quite a few of the latest toys over here recently but have to ask everyone out there what is the fascination with the Hitachi Magic Wand. It seems to have become the ultimate sex toy.

Admittedly I haven’t tried it and for one good reason, anyone looking at it would have to ask, apart from it being a plug in electric massager, where does it feature in my sex toy box? It certainly doesn’t look as if you can insert it anywhere or even give direct clitoral stimulation and would probably look more at home in the kitchen than the bedroom. Yet it is proclaimed to be one of the best sex toys ever….why?

Someone has now come up with a set off attachments which look awkward and unconvincing as sex toys. Just like this one.

With other sex toys you can see where it would come in handy but I look at it and think WTF am I supposed to do with this? If I wanted a back massager I’m sure I could find one at half the price that doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a device for relieving aching muscles. Sometimes I wonder if the propaganda gets to us before common sense. Lol

I look at this implement and I just think, “well, haven’t sex toys come on since then”. I’m sure as a massager it is wonderful but pleeeeease don’t make out that it is in any shape or form a sex toy.

Or am I just missing something?

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