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What Am I Supposed To Do With This?

Suze

I have tried and tested quite a few of the latest toys over here recently but have to ask everyone out there what is the fascination with the Hitachi Magic Wand. It seems to have become the ultimate sex toy.

Admittedly I haven’t tried it and for one good reason, anyone looking at it would have to ask, apart from it being a plug in electric massager, where does it feature in my sex toy box? It certainly doesn’t look as if you can insert it anywhere or even give direct clitoral stimulation and would probably look more at home in the kitchen than the bedroom. Yet it is proclaimed to be one of the best sex toys ever….why?

Someone has now come up with a set off attachments which look awkward and unconvincing as sex toys. Just like this one.

With other sex toys you can see where it would come in handy but I look at it and think WTF am I supposed to do with this? If I wanted a back massager I’m sure I could find one at half the price that doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a device for relieving aching muscles. Sometimes I wonder if the propaganda gets to us before common sense. Lol

I look at this implement and I just think, “well, haven’t sex toys come on since then”. I’m sure as a massager it is wonderful but pleeeeease don’t make out that it is in any shape or form a sex toy.

Or am I just missing something?

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14 thoughts on “What Am I Supposed To Do With This?”

  1. I really think this gizmo is made for two particular types of people. Type A: the Go-go-gadget-sex-toy! You know the type; they were the first to have an ipod, can hook up a wifi network in their sleep and had sky+ at its inception. They’ll throw away the manual as soon as its out of its box and have endless fun figuring does what and what goes in where. Once they figure that of course, the fun will be gone out of it and they’ll be hankering after the newer version which comes in better colours.
    Type B: This would be the person who has a gloriously rampant sex-life but loves having their old folks over but would die at the thought of mum finding the battery operated bedroom buddy. Cleverly, they go for this toy which if discovered can be passed off as some new techie kit.
    Mum finds massager “Honey, whats this?”
    “ah.. uh, mum, thats my new mp3 player.”
    mum drops the ‘mp3 player’ as though youd told her what it really is.
    Dad, hearing a gadget mentioned potters in and has a go at getting it to play something.
    Dad feels the vibrations but hears no music. “this is faulty love, better take it back before you do yourself a mischief….”

    hehe

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  2. I don’t know Suze, I guess you won’t give it a go. You know me with toys! This was one of the first that caught my eye because of it’s ranking. Yet we haven’t made the plunge.
    Hard to beat the Pocket Rocket when it comes to this type of stimulation.
    Still, the Hitachi Magic Wand still has my curiosity because of it’s long history.
    Looking forward to reader comments on this post to see if anyone took it for a ride 🙂

  4. It does look really ugly and awkward, but if some women are using this on their clits with a pillow to soften the vibrations, it has to be pretty powerful! Then again…why not just use a less powerful one?

    I think this is just a case of a company trying to widen their market on a whim.

  5. Last September I wrote a similar piece about how I didn’t get the Hitachi Magic Wand. It’s not just that it plugs in (electricity and liquids don’t mix), but also that I couldn’t figure out just what to do with it. Hold it on the mons venus? Hold it against my labia? The vibes I have do that just fine, thank you.

    Now a Feeldoe–THAT I get!

  6. I am at a loss with this one too but it does appear to be awfully popular so there must be something to it. Perhaps we all need to do some hands on research.

    Ms SD

  8. i have heard and seen this. it just does not look like fun. granted, people rave about it, but maybe, they get something i am just not seeing here. not to mention, plugging it in….just seems awkward to me.

  9. I bought one after hearing everyone say how wonderful it was.

    You are right–it is too large to give direct clitoral stimulation. The best I could do was put it over my clit, against my labia.

    The problem with this is that it basically SHOOK my entire pussy half to death. I found the sensation to be extremely unpleasant.

    I tried to get it more directly on the clit–didn’t work. I tried to dampen the vibrations–didn’t work.

    So now it sits unused at the bottom of my toy box.

  10. I believe the reason it became popular is because it can be purchased at most any drug store or variety store. Even places like WalMart offer them. No need to venture into an adult toy store to get one.

  11. That thing looks like a monster or at least an industrial strength machine of some use.

    I do not like electricity against the sweetie’s special parts. It may turn out to be too shocking.

  12. I think if I went to try the Hitachi now, without experiencing something similar, I’d shy away from it, but one of its precursors (same shape and size) I did experience, and it does hit the right spot, one of the more powerful toys out there that doesn’t require any nuances, or additional time to get to the O-zone.

    The second one looks like it would belong in the garage toolbox than the bedroom, though.

  14. EW, Lol at Dad giving it a test. I think it has to be used as a massager and that’s it, it certainly doesn’t look capable of anything interesting in the masturbatory arena. 🙂

    DH, I think this one gets the thumbs down in the sex toy field, although I’m sure it works wonders on an aching back.

    LA, I thought I was the only one until I read the comments here. Lol

    Miss U, you are so right, I think this item has been mis-sold.

    Cherrie, I see it stimulated you just as much as me. 🙂

    Miss SD, I think the something in it is…Marketing!

    Devil, I have no interest in trying it out but I’m sure I can find something more exciting in the coming weeks with my toy reviews. )

    DP, No, I think we both see this product in the correct light, it has no room in my toy box.

    AAG, I think this device is best used to massage sore muscles or perhaps in the garage for DIY. Lol

    JJ, thanks for the insight, living over here in the UK I was unaware of its availability.

    OB, you are right, I wouldn’t put it anywhere near mine.

    Ana, you and me both agree they belong in the toolbox.

    Mrs Zig, I don’t feel predisposed to review either, they both look quite naff. Lol But you never know…I like to keep my readers happy. 🙂

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