Naughty Books And Dirty Looks
I was talking to you the other day about reading autobiographies and that the last two I had read were a little heavy going. The first was My Booky Wook … Read More
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Tit Job Or Blow Job…He Said Both!
Alex and I watched some adult television last night, which we will tell you about later but it set the mood for the evening. As soon as we had finished … Read More
It’s All Balls And Clubs
I was catching up on the news this afternoon and a piece of editorial caught my eye. It claimed that the famous golfer Peter Alliss had penned a steamy story … Read More
Boobs, Builders And Bulging Biceps
Work have had some builders working on modifying the building over the past week and both Busty and Horny have been letching. Horny decided that she liked one of the … Read More
Earthquake Sex – G-Quake
When I spotted the G-Quake by Penthouse I just had to try it, it promised g-spot stimulation coupled with clit arousal all driven from a remote control. No fiddling round … Read More
Honeypot Boobs
Today was the first day that we girls have had chance to actually speak to each other about things other than work. It didn’t take long for us to get … Read More
Hot Nights In Tunisia
We have been catching up the details of Busty’s recent holiday. They had searing temperatures up in the high 30’s and high humidity, she said it was a bit too … Read More
Extreme And Personal
Whatever your opinion about our writing here, it is honest. If we write about doing it then take it from us we have done it. But you will already know … Read More
Professional Masturbator, That’s Me!
Both Alex and I have been testing and reviewing adult toys for both sexes for over 3 years now. I personally have gained so much knowledge over that period, do … Read More
Getting Sexy In The Carpark
I’m not quite sure why, it could be the inherent flirt in me but my body language and behaviour changes the minute I’m in the company of someone I fancy. … Read More
It’s Big Hard And Very Clever ;)
I’ve never tested this out but apparently most condoms come in a standard 14.5cm length. This may not suit all men especially if you’re smaller of larger than the standard … Read More
Cooking Up Something Hot And Dirty In The Kitchen
James Martin doing his spot on Saturday Kitchen on BBC1 gets my juices flowing. I have written about him before, he has to be one of if not the best, … Read More
Suze And Her New Double-Ended Dildo
Would you like to find out how I got on with my new double-ended dildo? It’s long, large and beautfully shaped … You can find out over here, on Sex … Read More
Show Me Those Tan Lines Busty
It was good to walk in to work this morning and see a golden tanned Busty sitting at her desk. She looked positively radiant and even the puppies looked happy. … Read More
Complete Sensory Overload And A Fuck-Me Orgasm
This past couple of weeks at work has been really busy and covering for Busty while she has been on her holidays has tired me out. So this evening when … Read More
Sunday Morning Sex toys
For me this is perfectly normal, for others – not so. Who else spends their Sunday morning photographing sex toys? Not many people I’ll wager. It’s become a normal part … Read More
Busty’s Back!
She has been away for just over two weeks and she has been missed. I bet she doesn’t realise on how many levels. The office just hasn’t been the same … Read More
Anal Sex The Easy Way
I must admit I don’t really get as much time as I used to for reading erotic books. My time is now eaten away by my day job and the … Read More
How I Want To Fuck You
While Busty is away the mouse will play! She’s back on Monday and I’m really looking forward to her return. It’s been so incredibly busy at work and I also … Read More
Glamour Model Exposé
We have an exclusive video coming up here on AlexSuze so stay tuned. Alex and I got to ask a glamour puss a few questions, not something you get the … Read More