Pussy Lips
This week at work has been fantastic, as I mentioned last weekend Horny has been on holiday all week which has left us alone in the department. So, we have … Read More
Author: Suze
Showering With The Girls
Taking up swimming has been more than an enjoyable way back to exercise it has had some interesting behind the scenes revelations. These days you don’t find many places where … Read More
Cock Runner
Don’t laugh but “do we have any pest control operatives reading”? Ok, don’t all shout at once. Although I do have a good reason for asking. Horny has a young … Read More
Two Girls Together
This week has been my week to be on or in other words menstruate. It doesn’t stop me doing much and my sex drive remains constant so we just continue … Read More
Schoolgirls, Bisexuality and Lesbianism
I got chatting on Friday to my work colleague about various subjects including, sex change operations, penis enlargements, hand/feet size in relation to penis size, clit piercing and other work … Read More
Lust In The Showers
We went swimming last night, trying hard to keep up the exercise although at night it’s sometimes the last thing you feel like after a hard day at work. And … Read More
Beaver Hunt
I wrote last year about Springwatch which was televised on BBC2 with hosts Bill Oddie and Kate Humble (yum!). There commentary in last years series was hilarious at times when … Read More
Busty Under My Desk On Her Knees
Yes, you did just read that correctly. Horny started her holidays today so it was just me and Busty on our own in the department. *sigh* I wish, it has … Read More
Jenna Jameson’s Tits Had A Great Month
Toy Reviews the May Roundup Wow, may has been such a busy month what with launching our new site and the visit to Passion. We have now been inundated with … Read More
Orgasms The Squirrels Are Jealous Of
When arrived home from work yesterday I was greeted inside the door by the familiar “Sorry we couldn’t deliver your parcel” card from the Royal Mail. Seeing one of those … Read More
Getting Some Wood Inside Me
Wooden sex toys, they are just like buses, you wait and then they all come at once. Lol You may have read my recent review of the wonderful, green, warm … Read More
Shiny Leather
At the passion show we found ourselves surrounded by a huge range of products, from vibrators to video, and as it turns out corsets to chain mail gloves on the … Read More
Well And Truly Fucked
Alex and I returned to the hotel following our hard day’s work at the Passion show at Earls Court with bags of goodies and tired feet. I decided to get … Read More
Huge Breasts In Japan
– Or Should I Say Dekapai Well, I am never bored when it comes to anything sexual. There is always something new to discover, a new technique, toy, practice and … Read More
Porn Stars at Passion
(And a little something for Suze) We were undecided about attending the Passion Show this year. Funds as always are tight and while we wanted to be there both to … Read More
Close Up And Personal With Strap-On Jane
I wrote a while ago about Strapon Jane and her dildonic talents. 😉 Having seen the list of attractions and exhibitors, I knew that she would be at Passion but … Read More
SeeSaw Fucking
Not only did the hotel back on to the main arterial train line and have a club behind it with a great sound system we also had a comedy bed. … Read More
Watching Alex With Two Pornstars
Patrick took us inside the venue and waited while we both got sorted out with press passes so that we could take some pictures once inside. We will be sharing … Read More
A Quickie And Off
We took the train down to London for the Passion show, no point in driving in and having the hassle of finding somewhere to park at the end of the … Read More
Reader Whip Round
You may not be aware if you are new to this site that I review sex toys and put them on YouTube. It gives our readers a chance to listen … Read More