The Dirty Videos Are Back
We’ve had a lot of fun and games with various hosting sites chucking us off because they thought our videos were variously too cheeky, too commercial or (as we suspect … Read More
Author: Alex
Sexuality Of The Classroom
Peer pressure is an incredibly powerful thing. Mix it with raging hormones and little social ineptitude and you have the perfect mix for some very peculiar behaviour. Which is why … Read More
Somebody Stole My C*** РIs The Arousal Caf̩ The Hotest Place To Go In Wales
I’ve heard it said that when the word local is used in connection with anything you may as well substitute the word crap. You know – local newspaper, local Tv, … Read More
Horny French Girls
I’m sure it isn’t just me that finds accents attractive and a big turn-on, if it’s the right accent of course. Scottish, Irish, French, Spanish, well quite a few accents … Read More
She Loves Slurping Cock
This is very juvenile, but we spotted this in the supermarket today. The woman in front of us grabbed half a dozen packets of this stuff. She must love Cock … Read More
Porn Movies And Angelina Jolie
Inglorious Basterds is one of those movies that we want to go and see and yet keep being told by the critics that it is a bit pants. We were … Read More
Pussy Everywhere
You’d be forgiven for loosing track with the line-up of the Pussycat dolls when you look back through their history. I knew they’d been a manufactured product (nothing wrong with … Read More
Bounce Your Boobs On My Desk And Make Me Cum
I see a number of ads for applications that allow you to have naked animated girls on your desktop PC. The animations are very good and the image quality is … Read More
Watching Her Pump My Cock
I do enjoy a good sex toy review. Especially when it involves a bit of especially naughty testing. Even when I’m testing a male masturbator Suze gets involved so an … Read More
Please Cum On My Face
I have one client who gives me a private office to work in. It’s far better than working in a crowded, noisy and distracting office and great when I have … Read More
Hard Core Hand Job
Last night I decided to try and get ahead with our sex toy reviews and so unpacked and washed a masturbator we had been sent by one of our suppliers. … Read More
Fucked In A Tent
Both members of the Heckworth club sat on folding chairs, huddled in their duffle coats, scarves and hats. The steaming cups Bovril their only defence against the biting cold of … Read More
Hitting On The Plumber
This is probably so very, very wrong, but funny all the same.
Baby Oiled And Fucked
I was reading our archives and found this. I had forgetten about it completely: The human body is a beautiful thing. Its shape, its flexibility. And its amazing scope for … Read More
Nice Girls Getting Nasty
At which point do “nice girls” want to move beyond the hearts and flowers and tender love making to sexual gymnastics, sex toys, whips and chains? I’m not suggesting that … Read More
Intense Hand Jobs and Cumming Hard
Suze found this video. It’s one of the best spoof infomercials I’ve seen and of cause very naughty. It wouldn’t be on here if it wasn’t. It really amazes me … Read More
Covered In Cum
I woke up this morning in an unusually flaccid state. The reason I think was that the house down the road who is having building work done was having a … Read More
Hard Core Fucking Your Pilates Instructor
Well, we did it again. We watched the dreaded drossy sex programme on one of the satellite channels and it was worse than last week. How can that be? You … Read More
Filthy Bondage Fairies
The Bondage Fairies are a product of the imagination of Teruo Kakuta (aka “Kondom”). Translated from the original Japanese to English these Manga comics have nothing to do with children’s … Read More
A Girl In A Dark Sexual Fantasy
The next day we decided to split up. My girlfriend went to the beach and I went in search of something a little different. I found the tiny shop on … Read More