Sex, Lies and Marketing
Marketing could be the most cynical profession on the planet. I know there will be those of you who would contend that lawyers, estate agents and a few other professions … Read More
Author: Alex
Girls With Weapons
This story is a real scary one. After taking home his lover, drinking and taking Valium, Wayne Robinson got something to remember his lover by. No, not an STI, or … Read More
Indian Kisses
The planet is apparently not divided not by racial, ethnic or religious divides, but by cultural ones. I was very surprised to read just how anti-kissing India appears to be … Read More
The Biggest Cock In The World
We were watching a programme about breast enlargement this evening and I wondered what the male equivalent would be to the largest breasts possessed by a woman would be. Well … Read More
Bisexual Women And Threesomes
There is a disparity between bisexuals, specifically between bisexual men and bisexual women. Bisexual men are predominantly seen (in my experience in the offline world) as perverted, mixed up or … Read More
Frisked And Fucked
His hand grabbed her wrist, holding it in a grip that suffered no protest. “But Mr Brooke I am carrying nothing!” She exclaimed. He turned her round and pressed her … Read More
The Perfect Sexual Assistant
Good customer service is an art, whether it’s online, via telephone, or face-to-face in a retail store. It’s bad enough when you’re selling conventional items like clothes, books or cars. … Read More
Wine, Women and Thong
Clichéd as it is the analogy is quite a good one I think. I’ve never been fond of Beaujolais, it’s like a giggling schoolgirl lacking in depth and variable in … Read More
Playing Doctors And Nurses
Role play is a fun and diverting part of many people’s sex lives, but others take it very seriously indeed. There can’t be many people who haven’t (in a long-term … Read More
Snow Shags
There’s a lot of talk in the news about the amount of money that the snow is costing the country. The problem for the UK, particularly the southern, UK is … Read More
Fun With Anal
Last night I decided that we would try out a few of the anal toys that we’ve been sent. Well, as it turns out Suze tried them out on me. … Read More
Welcoming Weather Girls
When I walked to my car this morning at stupid o’clock I was caught in a fierce snow shower, the type that stings your face because the driving, cold wind … Read More
Heaving And Groaning
As we were in the area today we toddled off to the adult shop to swap a DVD. It was only a flying visit but we couldn’t believe our eyes … Read More
Sexy Valentine
Just in case anyone out there had forgotten, it’s only two weeks until Valentines Day. Valentines Day may be about love, but of course the expression of that love may … Read More
Men Can’t Help Acting On Impulse
Some impulses really should be suppressed. I’m not against a bit of anal exploration, done carefully, with the right sex toy and plenty of lube it can be fun if … Read More
When I Fucked The Teacher
Apologies to Abba for that one. When I was at school my O-Level biology teacher was female. Boy was she female. I would fantasise about her quite regularly. The big … Read More
Shooting Your Load Week After Week
The A-Team has to rank as one of the worlds cheesiest TV formats. Week after week thousands of rounds of ammunition were fired both by and at the renegade soldier/mercenaries … Read More
Snatched Away
Suze wanted a book recently and as is our way at the moment we find that buying online from a certain famous retailer is cheaper than the high street. Well, … Read More
Celebrity Nudes
When I wrote the post a couple of days ago about Ulrika Johnson being a bit of a MILF I didn’t mention that Googling her name produces some images that … Read More
Brooke Skye’s Tight Pussy
The Fleshlight Girls Let me introduce you to the Fleshlight Girls; They are Tera Patrick, Paris Lia19, Raven Riley, Puma Swede, Brooke Skye, Kat Young, Sandee Westgate and Vanilla DeVille. … Read More