Dirty Bitch, Just How You Like It
Sean’s face was red, beads of sweat were beginning to form as he yelled at her, his face only inches from hers. The words were just a noise to her … Read More
Author: Alex
Plug That Hole
This may be my dirty mind at work but Suze just read out the URL of the website for the sink cleaner we have http://plugholesneedlovetoo.com/. Does that sound dirty or … Read More
Pimping For Publicity
There’s a great way to get yourself in the paper. Court controversy. This firm has done just that by advertising Chav-free holidays. If you’re not sure what a Chav is, … Read More
Porn Star Party With Pictures
Guess where I got invited to today. A Porn star’s birthday party. Apparently she throws great parties and encourages people to take pictures of her. The cynic in me of … Read More
A Husky Voice Is Fatale To The Femmes
I admit it, I used to smoke. A bloody silly thing to do, damaging to your health, foul smelling and expensive. See you can tell ex-smokers they’re worse than people … Read More
Swedish MILF or At What Point Did Ulrika Johnson Suddenly Become Scorchio?
First of all let me explain something to you all. Ulrika Johnson is someone who I’ve alternately not noticed and been totally indifferent to for several decades. She started off … Read More
Kylie Riding The Rampant Bull
Some adverts are classic because of the music, the cinematography, the humour or the groundbreaking way in which they present a product or idea. Others are classics because they have … Read More
Gossip Girl
I was waiting to ay at the supermarket the other day when I noticed that one of the glossy mags in the rack facing the next aisle was running an … Read More
Filthy Pictures And Dirty Looks
When Suze and I first got together it wasn’t long before I realised how open-minded she is. It took a while before she came out and told me that she … Read More
Porn Double Take
As you’ll be aware if you’re one of our regular readers we started this blog in 2005 as a way to express our sexuality and since then it’s taken over … Read More
Out Of This World Breasts
Michelle Ryan, known to many in the US as The Bionic Woman (briefly) and to the UK as Zoe Slater from the Soap Opera Eastenders, has been picked to appear … Read More
Shiny Ass And A Riding Crop
Is it just me that loves this picture?
Warm, Ready And Sexy
It’s winter in the northern hemisphere and getting ready to go out can mean wrapping up in your winter woollies. We were out today and I spotted someone in something … Read More
Loving The Alien, Again
Michelle Ryan, known to many in the US as The Bionic Woman (briefly) and to the UK as Zoe Slater from the Soap Opera Eastenders, has been picked to appear … Read More
Confession
“Darling …” “Yes?” “I need to tell you something.” Her words stirred him from the gentle doze that had enveloped him almost as soon as they lay in bed. His … Read More
On Your Knees, You know What To Do
Her crimson red nail slid down the page of the phone book until it stopped under one very special number. Her other hand lifted the receiver and dialled. Three rings … Read More
Extreme Headfuck
The Decree Absolute hit the doormat with a thud. The manila envelope holding the key to the new life she had worked for year after year. Beth was still young, … Read More
Work, The Thief Of Porn
I managed last night to get a reasonable amount of work done, but not enough. I have a number of things still pending that I’ll have to fit in this … Read More