Author: Alex

… Trouble! Our cat is far too curious, as you can see. He’s a bloody menace when you’re trying to make sex toy videos. And for more sex toy reviews … Read More

I’ve had an idea. TV is always looking for new formats. How about a series where individuals compete for an apprenticeship with a porn studio? It’s good enough for Allan … Read More

The yearly circus that is Big Brother rolled into town last night. I can categorically say it’s the BB that I’ve noticed least. The first was almost a genuine social … Read More

I suppose the title should be “Wot no panties!”. I don’t listen to the radio in my car anymore as the volume control is broken and at random points just … Read More

I’ve just spent this evening wrestling with a technical issue at Chez AlexSuze. It’s now history, but it got me thinking. The one thing a geek could never do at … Read More

When you have a blog you occasionally get inundated with spam. In the same way that having an email account leaves you open to an inbox full of drivel if … Read More

“Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.” From the essay “The Forbidden Language of Sex”, “Refusing to Be a Man: Essays on Sex and Justice” … Read More

Does having loads of porn on your hard drive give you bad Karma? Are we subject to the same problem as some countries – if a famous Holywood star is … Read More

Newsflash: the face fungus stayed until about 17:00 on Sunday, when Suze said she was suspending sexual activities until I shaved. That, as far as I’m concerned, was a dirty … Read More

I’m really skating on thin ice with Suze at the moment. Why? Read on. I woke up on Saturday morning and never got round to shaving. It’s now Saturday night … Read More

Ah! The joys of the new wordpress 2.5.1 :o). Sad though it sounds it’s such a pleasure to be able to re-edit posts with embeded video objects without having them … Read More

Joy of joys. Yesterday our outgoing mail from the AlexSuze.com domain stopped working. OK, I thought, maybe this is transient so didn’t report it to the host. Well it carried … Read More

There’s a special warm glow that accompanies waking up on a Saturday morning. I’m writing this on Friday night in anticipation of that comforting feeling that comes from knowing you … Read More

White Corset by =JonnyBalls on deviantART We were in bed last night … no I’m not going there, well not in that sense anyway. Try again. We were in bed … Read More

Continued from yesterday, read the first part here. New Haven, Part 2 of 2 “Unzip me”, demanded Poppy. She was standing with her back to him, the red dress clinging … Read More

In the 60s London was termed swinging. While there may have been a little wife-swapping going on back then I don’t think that’s what they meant. Rock’n’Roll, followed by the … Read More

When you read this I’ll be at work in the morning, probably being asked that obvious question “Alex, did you get up to much over the long weekend …” Now … Read More