Filth In Your Hands
I bought a PDA last week so I can load the information I have about the exhibitors at the Venus exhibition onto it and carry it around rather than have … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Give Them Phone Sex
I admit it, I used to smoke. A bloody silly thing to do, damaging to your health, foul smelling and expensive. See you can tell ex-smokers they’re worse than people … Read More
In Bed With The Porn Stars
We were looking back last night over the porn star interviews that Suze has done and it’s really mounting up. You can find them all here in the “In Bed … Read More
Moist Pussies, Wet Dreams And Secret Masturbation
It’s strange how things happen to you that you never even mention or give a second thought to. Men have never made it a secret that they have wet dreams. … Read More
Talking Dirty To Me
What Is The Perfect Pitch I just finished reading an article relating to females voices and how they are affected by ovulation. A study has been conducted by California University’s … Read More
German Sex Fest
We ought to have a countdown clock to Venus. We are trying to get as much together as we can, making preparations to ensure we’re not running around at the … Read More
Cage Fighting Transvestites
Have you ever been out in the company of some loud mouthed yobs and wished they would just shut up, or have you been hassled by drunken louts while trying … Read More
Too Much Wanking?
I posed this question a while ago. Can you wank too much? Sometimes it takes me an age to bring myself off on my clit and other times I’ll only … Read More
Spicey Girl On Girl Action
I was never really in to the Spice Girls back in the day. Yes, they brought us “girl power” and we liked that girls could be seen as having careers … Read More
Hardcore Sex Action
Everyone experiences times when the sex in a relationship is good and times when it’s not so good or plain crap. Luckily for us the crap times are rare and … Read More
Naughty Nuns and Girls in Cotton Shorts
I remember sitting in a pub about 300m from where I’m sitting now two decades ago telling my girlfriend of the time that I thought the Pet Shop Boy were … Read More
Swinging And Diddling
I was both angered and amused by a report I watched on local television this evening. Strange I know but stick with me and I’ll explain. They were focusing on … Read More
Throbbing Purple Pleasures
Suze has a new sex toy review over at Sex Toys Buzz. It’s a big bad rabbit vibrator. Remember while you’re over there you can join the sex toy giveaway … Read More
My Dirty Mind
I must have a mind like a cess pit, in a permanent state of arousal. Suze can make a naughty quip about most things these days without a thought. It … Read More
Sweet Babes Going Sour
The recent change of line up for the Sugababes means that there are no longer any of the original members in the band. Mutya Buena has been reported as saying … Read More
Paying High Rent For Low Rent Hookers
Soho used to be notorious for ripping off the unwary who ventured there late at night looking for sexual thrills. Clip joints were the lowest of the low, giving the … Read More
Mum Found Sex Toy
I told you recently about my nephew’s knack of finding adult toys we miss when we sweep the house prior to his arrival. Last time he found a boxed anal … Read More
Manipulated Pussy
I love a cheeky upskirt shot providing that it hasn’t been quite obviously posed. The thought of catching a quick look without anyone knowing has an exciting appeal. Not in … Read More
So Wrong, But It Felt So Right, At The Time
As a child I was raised to respect alcohol by my liberal minded parents. We always drank wine with our Sunday lunch and celebrated special occasions with alcohol. Don’t get … Read More