How Do You Like Your Dick?
One of my favourite puddings as a child was spotted dick. It featured on the menu at school almost weekly because the kids loved it so much. With custard there … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Face Fucked And Faded
The other night we watched the second in a two part “documentary” about who profits from the porn industry. As documentaries goes it was a huge failure. It had a … Read More
Panty Porn
I can hear you all shouting “Suze if off again”. Well yes I am. Lol I think I watch enough porn now to be able to comment with regard to … Read More
You Wanna Fuck Me?
I love The Sun newspaper not because of its insightful articles but because you can read it and more often than not have a laugh at the same time. It … Read More
I Came So Hard …
All week I have been feeling lethargic and lifeless. My energy levels had sunk to an all time low but I didn’t feel ill. This continued for about 4 days … Read More
When A Cock Just Isn’t Enough
It takes a lot to put Suze off sex. A helluva lot. Tonight was one of those rare nights. With a heavy cold that’s been dragging on for days and … Read More
Girls, Cars And Sex
Remember when it was acceptable for a marketing firm to propose this as an advert idea for selling a car? Those were the days, LOL. The 1980s were simpler times. … Read More
Lesbian Love Later
I you’re wondering why the last post sort of ended “in the middle”, don’t worry. The second part is coming up later. I divided it into bite sized chunks. The … Read More
Full Tilt Pussy
Graham started the night at a reasonable pace, a bottle of Newcastle Brown every hour, but by ten he had switched to double shots of Jack Daniels and by twelve … Read More
Two Holes One Cock – Decisions, Decisions
Sorry about the size of this player, but it’s a really funny video. It made Alex wince for some reason.
A Night Out Then Fucked In The Kitchen
Writing the post earlier today about how much I like this time of year reminded me of a time not long after we first met when we went out with … Read More
My Own Hot Blonde Looking For Sex …
When I’m at work I often get called by representatives of various companies. They use various techniques to try and sell you their products, some more desperate than others. One … Read More
I Came So Hard
All week I have been feeling lethargic and lifeless. My energy levels had sunk to an all time low but I didn’t feel ill. This continued for about 4 days … Read More
Butt Plug Post And Video
As promised I’ve uploaded another video and I’ve also posted up a review of the Fun Factory Bloomy Butt Plug. More videos to come later tonight. As you can imagine … Read More
Celtic Cock
Do you remember I posted a few weeks ago about Tesco stores retailing larger sized condoms. Due to alleged customer demand the store introduced the XL Durex to their range … Read More
Who Doesn’t Want Naughty Videos?
Here’s an odd thing I just discovered. I was being a bit geeky and looking at the stats for ASTV and I spotted something. We’ve had less visitors form the … Read More
Hand Jobs On A Sunny Afternoon
I remember once laying in bed on a sunny afternoon with the sun streaming through the curtains. We were in our first flat and life was a little simpler than … Read More
The Aroma Of SEX
For the last couple of months I have indulged in being able to stay in bed a little longer whilst Alex has to get up to go to work. Working … Read More
Two Hookers In A Seedy Bar
Alex and I have never been heavily into the drugs scene. We dabbled with pot some years ago when we were students and all our friends were doing it. Not … Read More
Giving The Guys Wood
This is one of those sites that I wish I’d set up. Firstly it’s funny and secondly it would have let me receive lots of pictures of guys with erections. … Read More