Sex And Horoscopes
I don’t read horoscopes, I’m not a believer I’m afraid. However this one from the newspaper was quite interesting: “Fellow (my sign)s can help you to realise a long lost … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Eyeing Up The Cock
The company I work for have advertised a technical position which they have been seeing candidates for this week. May I add that they are very sexist and I haven’t … Read More
No Bra – No Panties!
It was so hot today that I considered going to work with no panties. And then I thought…they aren’t that big anyway as I wear a thong. Would it make … Read More
Hot Molly Sims
I was looking for something to cool me down when I found this image of Molly Sims. Until finding it I didn’t know who she was. Needless to say it … Read More
After Fucks
I read this story today about a man who has allegedly confessed to a murder in a bout of post-coital chumminess. Whether it’s true or not it did get me … Read More
Playing Doctors and …
Suze posted the other day about the lack of yummy assitants in Doctor Who in the past, well, I could name a few, but one who does spring to mind is … Read More
Finding Friends For Fucks
The Apple grinder app was something that I would never had come across if I hadn’t been told about Stephen Fry’s appearance on Top Gear last night. He mentioned it … Read More
Fetish Heels
Until the other day I had never heard of Christian Louboutin the famous (but not to me) shoe designer. Yes, I have heard of Chu and wouldn’t dream of paying … Read More
Lick My Clit
I wish you could but I would probably need to give it a good weeding before hand. Lol I have battled against the bush since my teenage years. I’m one … Read More
Fucking Is Good For You
Alex and I as you are probably more than aware have a very good sex life and if we don’t get down screwing each other silly twice a day, then … Read More
Boobies On Your Desktop
Whoops! I found out last night we had a broken link AlexSuze.com. I don’t know how long it had been broken but it rather annoyed me cos I’m a bit … Read More
Dirty Pictures On A Sunday Morning
For me this is perfectly normal, for others – not so. Who else spends their Sunday morning helping Alex photograph sex toys? Not many people I’ll wager. It’s become a … Read More
Another Sex Related Injury
Today has brought all kinds of weather here in our little corner of Britain. This morning it was foggy and rather miserable and then by mid morning it started to … Read More
In Pursuit Of Porn
Alex and I have several projects in the pipeline over the coming weeks and we will fill you in on exactly what is happening once the details have been finalised. … Read More
Dirty Sex Toy Testers
There’s been an 11% increase in vocational exams taken in the UK according to the latest statistics. Which is good because an educated workforce will help the economy recover. I’d … Read More
Girls With Sex Toys
Time was when using a sex toy was seen as a bit dirty and rather difficult because of the very small range of sex toys available. On top of that … Read More
Videos They Wouldn’t Show On Red Tube
Alex and I have made around 40 videos to accompany our sex toy reviews. These are just little teasers featuring me and my cleavage, giving you a chance to get … Read More
Classy Fucks
I’m certainly in the wrong trade, I’ve decided I will never make my fortune being an employee of a company and working the usual 9 to 5. This woman got … Read More