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Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Sex In The Shower Showroom
We went out today to buy a new lawnmower. Suze has never been happy with the one we have and I’ve been saying I’d buy a new one for a … Read More
Were We Spotted Outside The Sex Shop?
Quite by accident we discovered Google’s new mapping service last Thursday at work. Tomgirl wanted to show me where she lived and we took a walk along her road. I … Read More
The Bisexual Reveal
Some years before I met Alex I was going out with a guy who I fell head over heels with. My feelings were so deep that I thought that I … Read More
New Jersey Bikini Babes Celebrating
A quick snippet of news for you all. Despite a recent attempt to ban Bikini waxes in the State of New Jersey all is now well in the beauty parlours … Read More
How To Get Your Colleagues To Screw Themselves
Go Screw Yourself! I have been known to use this phrase when provoked in the heat of an argument. It’s not a remark I make often, I usually say it … Read More
When You Just Need A Quick Fuck
Alex and I were invited to a family meal last night. It was straight after work. I hate doing the Friday night out because you don’t get chance to unwind … Read More
Sexy Vampire Chicks With Red Nail Polish
Vampires are a constant source of fascination to me. Well, the view we have of vampires anyway. The various myths and legends have been changed over time and added to … Read More
Mail Order Brides
There’s a trend in this country, amongst a certain type of man, of a certain age, to seek out companionship in a certain way. A tiny number of women do … Read More
West Coast Porn
From what I remember porn always used to have a story, or at least attempted a little narrative before the fucking commenced. It was seen as part of the build-up … Read More
Brothels Vs Sex Toys
I anticipated that the down turn in the economy would lead to more and more of us seeking our thrills at home. This in turn would I thought turn our … Read More
An Ass To Remember
We’re all familiar with builder’s bum, that bit of ass crack that appears when they bend over. Of course you really want to know that they’re wearing underwear when that … Read More
The Original Hungarian Honey
Catherine Schell is an actress who I remember from watching re-runs of Space 1999 as a kid. I remembered her because of my post about Jacqueline Pearce. I think she’s … Read More
Sexy Servalan The Ultimate Dominatrix
Jacqueline Pearce’s portrayal of Servalan is still regarded by many people as the sexiest thing to come out of the BBC in the early eighties. Jacqueline’s powerful and driven President … Read More
Teenage Hardon Problems
One age group you don’t associate with erectile dysfunction are teenagers. I thought if anything they had a problem avoiding getting an untimely erection. Although I’m not so sure about … Read More
Hot Local Girls!
I’ve been on a couple of site recently that have those little pop-up windows in the bottom corners that announce a hot and horny local girl webcam in ready for … Read More
Kink In The Office
The hot topic last week was webcams, or was that this week? Bully revealed that a colleague of his a few years ago ran two adult sites and was making … Read More
Dirty Sex Games
Alex and I don’t usually play sexy board games but last night we made an exception and a discovery. We had been asked to review a new adult board game … Read More
Sex And Money In Florida
I don’t want to start sounding like an advocate for every aspect of the adult industry, I mean I don’t support everything that every adult purveyor does. However in these … Read More
The Councillor And The Prostitutes
Take a look at this story over on A-Rouse about the problems surrounding the attempted 2006 sale of the Chicken Ranch in Nevada. Because there is legal precedent in the … Read More