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When Erotica Went Bad … I agreed to review several books for a publishing house and I’m currently on my second and OMG! Now you all know me by now, … Read More
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When Erotica Went Bad … I agreed to review several books for a publishing house and I’m currently on my second and OMG! Now you all know me by now, … Read More
It’s a fact that in some seaside towns in England there’s a tendency towards the gaudy and the tasteless. Normally you would have to concede that taste is a subjective … Read More
Well, I finally got up the courage to do it. I started getting rid of some of the packaging and the odd sex toy or two that we don’t tend … Read More
I can’t say that when I got home tonight I was particularly inspired to write anything sexual. It’s been a hard week and today has been a bloody hard day. … Read More
In Memory Of Clit Orgasms I should have called this post you never know what you got until it is gone. It seems like forever since I lost power in … Read More
… and a bit of Girl Letching Winter is just around the corner and I have succumbed to the drop in temperature by turning on the heating if only for … Read More
Humanity is fascinated by the forbidden. Sometimes attracted, sometimes repulsed, but always fascinated by anything that is out of reach, or denied to an individual or culture. Whether the question … Read More
In the 1960s and 1970s it was quite common for pop stars to have hoards of screaming teenagers, usually of the female variety of course, running around after them. For … Read More
Last weekend we popped into HMV and bought a couple of DVDs. One of them was series one of Ideal, starring Johnny Vegas. We’d caught odd snatches of the show … Read More
I’m still feeling a bit under the weather, the cold or whatever it was I had last week is hanging around and I just can’t shake it. Consequently I ache … Read More
When I checked out the books in search of my next read, I was really looking to purchase Madame Cynthia Payne’s autobiography. I thought reading about the goings on in … Read More
If there’s one thing a man knows is that when he’s cum his cock is going to go soft. Right? Well not always. When you’re young you get hard at … Read More
To be more accurate we broke the mattress. And to be perfectly honest it has served us well. The bed we have was bought when we first got a house … Read More
Things were getting out of hand at chez AlexSuze. Sex toys were taking over every bit of unused cupboard space, under the bed space and on top of the cupboard … Read More
“Beauty is only skin deep. But ugly cuts straight to the bone” That’s what my grandmother told me. I didn’t know what she meant until I was nine years old … Read More
The Earth Moved For Me How About You? Alex won a small amount on the national lottery here, don’t get excited it’s not enough to change our lives but every … Read More
Consider this. When you think of an ancient civilisation such as the Greeks or the Romans you see their society as we interpret it from the clues they left behind. … Read More
It’s around 08:00 and we’ve just woken up. I opened my eyes to see Suze smiling at me, eyes sparkling, here thick hair framing her face. “I love you” I … Read More
Do you check your horoscope regularly? Well, I don’t. Sorry to all you astrology lovers out there but I don’t do horoscopes. Despite that, today I did. Or tried to. … Read More
Free Sex Toys – Join The Buzz Club Now! Yesterday saw the launch of the Sex Toys Buzz Newsletter and the chance for you all to enter the free sex … Read More