Fucked By The Machine
Joy of joys. Yesterday our outgoing mail from the AlexSuze.com domain stopped working. OK, I thought, maybe this is transient so didn’t report it to the host. Well it carried … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Horny Mornin’
There’s a special warm glow that accompanies waking up on a Saturday morning. I’m writing this on Friday night in anticipation of that comforting feeling that comes from knowing you … Read More
Girls In Corsets
White Corset by =JonnyBalls on deviantART We were in bed last night … no I’m not going there, well not in that sense anyway. Try again. We were in bed … Read More
Getting Some Wood Inside Me
Wooden sex toys, they are just like buses, you wait and then they all come at once. Lol You may have read my recent review of the wonderful, green, warm … Read More
Shiny Leather
At the passion show we found ourselves surrounded by a huge range of products, from vibrators to video, and as it turns out corsets to chain mail gloves on the … Read More
Well And Truly Fucked
Alex and I returned to the hotel following our hard day’s work at the Passion show at Earls Court with bags of goodies and tired feet. I decided to get … Read More
Poppy Loves Cock
Continued from yesterday, read the first part here. New Haven, Part 2 of 2 “Unzip me”, demanded Poppy. She was standing with her back to him, the red dress clinging … Read More
Huge Breasts In Japan
– Or Should I Say Dekapai Well, I am never bored when it comes to anything sexual. There is always something new to discover, a new technique, toy, practice and … Read More
Close Up And Personal With Strap-On Jane
I wrote a while ago about Strapon Jane and her dildonic talents. 😉 Having seen the list of attractions and exhibitors, I knew that she would be at Passion but … Read More
SeeSaw Fucking
Not only did the hotel back on to the main arterial train line and have a club behind it with a great sound system we also had a comedy bed. … Read More
Swinging In London
In the 60s London was termed swinging. While there may have been a little wife-swapping going on back then I don’t think that’s what they meant. Rock’n’Roll, followed by the … Read More
Wild Weekend
When you read this I’ll be at work in the morning, probably being asked that obvious question “Alex, did you get up to much over the long weekend …” Now … Read More
Watching Alex With Two Pornstars
Patrick took us inside the venue and waited while we both got sorted out with press passes so that we could take some pictures once inside. We will be sharing … Read More
A Quickie And Off
We took the train down to London for the Passion show, no point in driving in and having the hassle of finding somewhere to park at the end of the … Read More
Reader Whip Round
You may not be aware if you are new to this site that I review sex toys and put them on YouTube. It gives our readers a chance to listen … Read More
Sexy Burlesque Girls
Despite the glitz and glamour it should be remembered that it’s hard being a burlesque girl at a show like Passion. I caught these two taking a well-earned rest. Tags: … Read More
Passion Show 2008, Earls Court
The Passion Show was great, the trains weren’t 🙁 Tags: Passion, Passion Show, Passion Show 2008, Earls Court
Suze Gets Down And Dirty With The Pros
I bet you can’t guess where we have been this weekend. Go on I’ll give you Brits a clue… …did you guess right, we have been down to London, and … Read More
Pantie Pickup
Horny set the ball rolling the other day with her pantie slip up, we all set to recalling embarrassing underwear related incidents. I told them about the time I worked … Read More
Fuck! Where Do I Put All These Sex Toys
I thought I would consult my dear readers and ask this question of them. Where do you store your toys so that little fingers can’t find them? I’m sure there … Read More