More Sex Morning Coffee?
I’m a little bit more positive than yesterday, just a little. I’m sipping my cup of coffee substitute and contemplating how little of the year is left. Then realising how … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Sexpert, Expert – What?
Alex and I have now started to write our Sex Toy reviews for another online store, which will give us even more toys to test drive and give you the … Read More
Adult Industry CV
We had a busy weekend and despite getting a huge amount done, there’s a lot I didn’t get round to. It’s frustrating that as I sit, taking a break and … Read More
Bad Weather, Great Sex
Stuck up a hill in Yorkshire is not the place to be at this time of year if you don’t like rain. Well, that’s where our house is and although … Read More
Strange Thought 3 – Do The Neighbours Suspect Anything?
The majority of our post is delivered through the door by Royal Mail. No, scrub that the majority of our mail is left hanging out of our letterbox so everyone … Read More
Wildest Fantasies
Just when you think things can’t get any busier here at AlexSuze.com. They do. Work on the two blogs, AlexSuze.com and A-Rouse.com is demanding on our time, but well worth … Read More
Strange Thought 2 – Any Old Vibes, Any, Any, Any Old Vibes
As you can imagine I’m building up…correction we are building up quite a collection of sex toys and adult products. The number locked suitcase under the bed is jam packed … Read More
Right Hand Strain
I woke up this morning and my right hand is killing me. No, I haven’t been pleasuing myself. We were out in the garden yesterday, putting it to bed for … Read More
Lip-Smakin’
I was on the road yesterday, navigating one of our more congested stretches of motorway. After crawling for fifteen miles behind a Polish HGV and now knowing its address in … Read More
Strange Thought 1 – Second Hand Toys For Sale
I may be alone in this but I quite often find my mind drifting off in to fantasy situations most of which are quite humorous. This often leads to me … Read More
Watching The Babysitter
When I was about 10 years old we lived next door to a family that we all got along with. They had a son of my own age and his … Read More
Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin
Suze’s description of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin is pretty comprehensive and I couldn’t agree more about the relaxing and stimulating effect it had on us both. Its presentation is … Read More
Sunshine And Sex
Today was the first day I drove into work before the sun had risen. In the gloomy half light I realised how much I am missing the brighter days that … Read More
Have Cock Will Travel
I was having a browse around the Internet the other day and discovered this novelty. Is novelty the correct term? I’m not sure. Anyway, I digress. Mr Limpy is available … Read More
Dogging And Swinging
Here’s another blast from the past. Two years ago we were writing about dogging, well Suze was. Are you detecting a theme here LOL. I recently reviewed the new SHM … Read More
Suze Is Just Filthy
The thought crossed my mind what we’d been posting on the blog 12 months ago. What I found amazed me. It only seems like yesterday that this post was published, … Read More
Dirty Talk
I have been back at work for almost a year now and it feels like much longer. My work colleagues now open up to me and hold some of the … Read More
Looking Up – Feeling Better
OK so I was Mr Grumpy pants earlier, and to a certain extent I still am. I’m going to be spitting feathers all weekend about the fact that we’re not … Read More