Erotica 07 – Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Today is the first day of Erotica 07 at London’s Olympia. And we aren’t going. Apparently everyone else is. Arse. Sadly, circumstances mean that we’re unable to attend this year … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Does Sex Smell?
Following on from my Slow Fuck post the other day, I though you may want to know how I was reminded of my early morning screw. Well, it all occurred … Read More
More Sex On The Move
I finally got the A-Rouse.com mobile site (mobile.a-rouse.com) working. Don’t ask, it was sily error on my part and I should have spotted it in seconds. Anyway it’s up now … Read More
Blood, Sweat And Sex
Can anyone explain to me just why it is that I am so horny when I am menstruating. Even when I have slight stomach cramps I can’t help myself, although … Read More
Golden Showers
We have a couple of rather neglected blogs, one of which is Suze’s “Suze’s Views“. I thought I’d publish one of Suze’s most interesting articles on the blog. It was … Read More
Sex On The move
A few weeks ago we started wondering about adding a mobile device optimised section to the site. Because of the constraints placed upon any such site by the size of … Read More
Slow Morning Fuck And A Little Something To Remember Him By
If you read my earlier post you will be aware that I had a half day of Friday and boy what a half day it was too! I woke up … Read More
Kinky Boots, And Don’t Forget Amazing Bedroom Heels
If you haven’t already popped over the check out our new Ezine site A-Rouse.com then you really ought to you don’t know what you’re missing. Lol Today I have just written … Read More
Booze And Balls
Well we both had a fun filled Saturday with little nephew and were more than glad to hand him over on Saturday evening to his parents. They weren’t quite so … Read More
Half Day And A Bit Of Clit Play
Today was a half day at work for me. I have to take my holiday allowance before the end of the year as we can’t carry it over. My plans … Read More
Hot In Portugal
I was thinking the other day about holidays and in particularly family ones. The last family holiday that we both had was to celebrate Alex’s mother’s birthday a few years … Read More
Pussy Power!
I spent years with boyfriends who didn’t know how to go down on me properly before meeting Alex. Yes, they would run fingers between my labia and give me the … Read More
Female Ejaculation
I’ve been meaning to do this post for a long time. It describes a much misunderstood, and to some totally unknown, phenomenon. Female ejaculation. I’m not talking about cumming here, … Read More
Tongue Joy Turbo
The Tongue Joy Turbo is a toy that combines lingual stimulation of your partner with vibration. It can be worn on the tongue using the supplied tongue bar if you … Read More
Hungarian Honeys
We’ve been tricked by “Hungarian Honeys”. I don’t know how it happened, it just sort of crept up on us. As you browse the Internet for porn and watch DVDs … Read More
What A Pair of Tits!
Relationships are complex and fascinating. What makes one couple stay together for life and another couple’s relationship self-destruct in a few weeks? If I had the answer to that I’d … Read More
Nibbles, Nipples and Melons
Alex and I don’t have the funds to go out much these days and tend to have lots of cosy nights in with a bottle of red and some toys. … Read More
It’s All Tits And Beavers!
BBC2 viewers have been delighted by the return of Autumn Watch hosted by Kate Humble (Yum!) and Bill Oddie (ex Goodie, if you were around in the 70’s in which … Read More
Very Late Half Nekkid
While rooting around for the image for yesterday’s post I found this old HNT image. Click the image below to see what’s underneath 😉 Click here to find out more … Read More
Private Video
Following on from my post of a couple of days ago I was pondering how easy it now is to video yourself and your partner having sex. At one time … Read More