Adolescent Passes And Missed Chances
I got chatting on Friday to my work colleague about various subjects including, sex change operations, penis enlargements, hand/feet size in relation to penis size, clit piercing and other work … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
A Necessary Evil
Yes, the title of this post expresses exactly the way I feel today. I’ll fill you in. Today we returned to the garage to take another look at the car … Read More
Subliminal Sexism Or Tradition?
We had a bit of a shock today. Suze took her car in for MOT and the bloody thing failed. Badly. The cost of the repairs required now and within … Read More
There Are Some Things I Just Won’t Put Up There!
You all should know me well enough by now to know that I don’t say “no” to a good fuck very often. Come to think of it I can’t remember … Read More
Here Pussy Pussy Pussy
I heard a news story today. I would have laughed at it for two reasons. Firstly it was very funny and secondly I wrote about Mrs Slocombe the other day. … Read More
Pogo Fucking Anyone?
I like a good hard rogering just as much as any girl. Nothing quite like feeling him slamming against your ass as you assume the position on all fours. Deep … Read More
Subtlety, NOT!
Britain seems to have a dual personality, especially when viewed from outside. On the one hand there’s the “British reserve”, stiff upper lip and all that. On the other there’s … Read More
Did Someone Say Bonk Holiday?!
Over here in the UK we have 8 paid Bank Holidays (National Holiday) per year on top of the amount of paid holiday days you receive from your employer. These days … Read More
Sex and Horror
I bought a DVD today, “28 Weeks Later”. I normally wait for DVDs to fall in price before buying them, but I fancied a gore-fest of epic proportions, which is … Read More
Looking for Clues?
Sexual activity has a tendency to leave a trail of forensic clues that, if not dealt with can lead to all sorts of embarrassing situations. There’s pornography, books, magazines, videos, … Read More
Fleshlight Review
A quick teaser for you. Full review of our latest toy for review to follow shortly. Tags: fleshlight, sex toy, sex toy review, adult toy, adult toy review, masturbator, male … Read More
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!
I think that regular readers will acknowledge that we are pretty open-minded and accepting here at AlexSuze. So long as it involves consenting adults we’re at least willing to listen … Read More
Mobile Dependency
I have just returned from shopping and realised just how conspicuous mobile phone usage has become. It seems like everyone finds it necessary to walk around with a mobile phone … Read More
We All Have Needs
I have to go shopping today because both my pet (to the left) and I have the same requirements… …he needs one of these And I need to get one … Read More
It’s All Up Down
I love Friday’s at work, people seem to be more relaxed and jolly. We hardly did any work this morning, spent most of it chatting. It was fairly quiet work-wise … Read More
Drive Special Edition – Crosstown Traffic
This is a special edition of my Drive series of stories which came to me as a result of tonight’s events. The traffic in the cities of the western world … Read More
My First Taste Of The White Stuff
This weeks posts seem to have a rock theme running through them and today as I sat at work day dreaming I remembered this as I thought about Ted Nugent, … Read More
Suze In Leathers Mmmmm
We were out filling up my car at the weekend when we pulled up behind this bike. Now Suze knows I would love a bike (if we could afford one), … Read More
Communication Breakdown
Following along from Suze’s post yesterday I thought we’d have a bit of classic rock. Why? Well, read on. Blogging is still pretty much undiscovered country for most of the … Read More