Did Someone Say Bonk Holiday?!
Over here in the UK we have 8 paid Bank Holidays (National Holiday) per year on top of the amount of paid holiday days you receive from your employer. These days come in very useful over the course of the year, the last being at the end of August.
But I wish we had one of these…Russia went one better on Wednesday, the governor of Ulyanovsk, Sergei Morozov wanted people to have the day off to encourage them to fuck and have babies on Russia’s national day on the 12th June. He was a little more subtle than me and called it “Family Contact Day”.
Prizes are being awarded to successful couples. Last year a lucky couple won a new sports utility vehicle. Not bad for having a day off work to screw each other senseless and then be awarded a prize too! Why don’t we one of these days over here? I practice a lot, does that count? 😉
Next time I’m speaking to Gordon Brown, I’ll drop some hints. Lol
Check the full story here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6990802.stm
Tags: bank holiday, bonk holiday, ulyanovsk, sergei morozov, russia, russian federation
would be good if we had a bonk holiday, mmm, live in hope, xx
They won’t offer you this holiday because they know you don’t need it for “contacting family”. Plus, you’re supposed to produce, not only practice. Shame init?
And there’s me thinking that’s what bank holoidays were for anyway. Silly me.
That sounds like an AWESOME holiday!
A day for Fucking is definitely a good idea
BTW, we have 8 Bank Holidays
New Years Day
Good friday
Easter Monday
May Day
End of May Day
August BH
Christmas Day
Boxing Day
Well spotted Mr G, it’s good to see that you are paying attention! Lol
i will glady vote for that kind of holiday!!! xoxo
We have the government subsidised ‘baby bonus’ here, but now I’m thinking it should be based or on condition of a public holiday. Why not, we had a public holiday for APEC, why not a day of sex?
Sadly, you aren’t given prizes for bonking but for having babies. I think Italy had also considered giving tax credits for married couples who had babies since birth rates had fallen dramatically.
*sigh*
So, we all agree there should be a public holiday for bonking.
Now we just need to persuade the right people to make it happen. Lol