The Pleasure Paddle Review
The Pleasure Paddle from California Exotics is described as a toy for you and your lover to enjoy. Its shape suggests what the designers had in mind, but in the … Read More
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Keira Knightley’s Bum And Lady Dianna
I just watched a trailer for “The Duchess” a sumptuous costume drama staring Keira Knightley. Yes I’m on my celebrity hobby horse again. I don’t think the bum I saw … Read More
She’ll Show Her Pussy to Anyone
Britain seems to have a dual personality, especially when viewed from outside. On the one hand there’s the “British reserve”, stiff upper lip and all that. On the other there’s … Read More
Take Me I’m Yours
I have a growing interest. No, desire to get intimate with the gorgeous Lolly Babcock. And tonight I decided that I’m all hers when ever she wants me. We just … Read More
Suze, DP’d With Intense Anal Sensations
Every Now And Then I Like A Little Something Up My Ass I did try to be more concise with the header but this really does sum me up. Sometimes … Read More
Sex Without Boundaries
We were watching the last in the series “Britain’s Missing Top Model”. Kelly Knox, winner of the competition got her shoot with Rankin for Marie Claire and a contract with … Read More
Suze, With A Vibe, With a Twist
Suze has found a fantastic vibrator which she reviews over on Sex Toys Buzz. She’s really raving about this one, it’s from fun factory, one or favourite adult toy makers. … Read More
A Lady’s Guide To The Best Brothels
Last night we were reclining in bed after a good doggy style fuck when I turned on the television to take a few moments before waddling off to the bathroom … Read More
Lolly Badcock Filthy Porn Queen
I’m sure she wouldn’t mind me saying it but Lolly Badcock is a filthy minded, fowl-mouthed, randy porn star … and hugely popular because of it. So it’s not surprising … Read More
Fucking At Warp Speed
Porn and Parsecs – Sci-Fi And Sex I love sex and I love sci-fi, but never once have I been tempted to put them together in the bedroom. That doesn’t … Read More
Naughty Books And Dirty Looks
I was talking to you the other day about reading autobiographies and that the last two I had read were a little heavy going. The first was My Booky Wook … Read More
Fitty With Big Titties Gets Fucked
Not the sort of title that I’d normally put on a post but it is exactly the title of the movie Suze and I watched this afternoon on Red Hot … Read More
She’s Just 17
There was a time when beauty pageants graced the Saturday evening schedules every year. However since their zenith three or more decades ago they have fallen out of favour. Funny … Read More
Masturbation Nation
Masturbation is a very personal thing, LOL, well that should go without saying I suppose. However what I mean is that masturbation, or when and how you begin to masturbate … Read More
Glamour Model Exposé
We have an exclusive video coming up here on AlexSuze so stay tuned. Alex and I got to ask a glamour puss a few questions, not something you get the … Read More
Coffee Table Porn
I don’t know quite how I came across Jeff Koons, I don’t move in the art world at all and am totally out of touch with the latest fashion and … Read More
A Pimps Best Friend
Alex and I were watching the wonderful BBC2 series Supersizers, set this week in the Regency period. [Ed: Strictly it was the Georgian and Regency as it covered George III … Read More
Getting Some Wood Inside Me
Wooden sex toys, they are just like buses, you wait and then they all come at once. Lol You may have read my recent review of the wonderful, green, warm … Read More
A Quickie And Off
We took the train down to London for the Passion show, no point in driving in and having the hassle of finding somewhere to park at the end of the … Read More
Sexy Burlesque Girls
Despite the glitz and glamour it should be remembered that it’s hard being a burlesque girl at a show like Passion. I caught these two taking a well-earned rest. Tags: … Read More