Hustler’s Biggest Boob Yet?
Has Larry Flynt shot himself in the foot? Larry Flynt (Hustler) and Joe Francis (Girls gone wild) are petitioning congress for a $5 billion bail-out for the US adult industry. You can … Read More
Month: January 2009
Sex And The Spectre Part 2 of 2
Amy slipped her arms around Anthony’s waist underneath his coat. With one hand resting hard against her shoulders and the other in the small of her back he pulled her … Read More
Using That Cock To Hit The Spot
Most people are aware of the clitoris and where to find it. After many years of jokes about the guy not being able to locate the holy grail of womanhood, … Read More
Sex And The Spectre Part 1 of 2
“What do you mean makeup? It’s going to be fucking dark!” “You’ll have to do your piece to camera before you go in to the dungeons Mr Reed…” “Dungeons! Blood … Read More
Latest Playboy Babe Moves In
I’m not a follower of the Playboy empire but I have caught the occasional episode of the playboy mansion series. Basically because I couldn’t be bothered to switch over the … Read More
Aprés Ski-Lift And The Bikini Snowboarders
It must be a day for whacky news! You shouldn’t laugh at the misfortune of others, but read this. It’s difficult to tell if this man would have been in … Read More
Sex Toys And CCTV
The Australian Police are seeking a burglar who has been breaking into sex shops and steeling sex dolls. Initial reports that I picked up were that he had taken “Jungle … Read More
Lucy Pinder And Her 32G’s
Well I got myself all excited over Big Brother again last night. It was their Showcase night, a chance to show off the talents for which they are renowned. Helpful … Read More
Horny Valentine
Wouldn’t it be great if you could spend this Valentines Day with your partner engaged in a 24 hour shaggathon? It’s a great idea, but keeping the passion going for … Read More
Rock Hard, Blue Steel
Viagra was created to help those with erectile dysfunction. An inability to achieve an erection or sustain one. A truly distressing problem for a man. There are no accurate figures … Read More
Deepthroating Seven Inches In One Gulp
Despite us Brits being open minded when it comes to sex and sexuality we still aren’t totally confident about revealing this in public. Well some are but not most, it’s … Read More
Chocolate And Blowjobs Don’t Mix!
I haven’t been in work over Christmas but because my arsehole employers insist that we open regardless of the fact that none of our clients do, one person has to … Read More
Breasts In Wet Black Swimsuit
“Open your eyes” she said. I opened then, looking up from my prone position on the bed. She was wearing it, the black one piece swimsuit I love so much. … Read More
Giving Her A Full Service
This is based on an incident I remember from when I was scraping to make ends meet as a teenager and is based partly on a girl I met and … Read More
Pleasure Sack
Because the family were coming over this Christmas we spent days bottoming the house ensuring that there wasn’t a grain of dust anywhere. No wonder we were so knackered after … Read More
Girl Boy Girl
Can we handle the truth? Often we have to, whether we like it or not. In the middle of December last year Savannah Knoop, the previously notorious transvestite/transsexual (pick your … Read More
Lucy Pinder Shows Off Her Talents
I would like to say that I have become hooked yet again to Celebrity Big Brother but to be quite honest there is so little coverage that you don’t really … Read More
Fucked Against The Glass
Rain ran down the glass wall of their penthouse, catching the lights of the city around them. Each rivulet sparkled like a rainbow isotope of mercury as it flowed down … Read More
Sex Toys, Porn And Detox
I was reading this article today. It didn’t tell me anything that my common sense couldn’t tell me, but it did get me thinking.What I’ve always believed is that detox … Read More
New Boots And Panties
I find Britains attitude towards sex, you are able to buy tabloids with the traditional page 3 girl in them something I have grown up with. You were able to … Read More