Quick Fucks And Packet Switched Passion
I find myself Twittering quite a lot at the moment. That is a bit of a revelation because it’s crept up on me without me realising how much I was … Read More
Month: November 2009
Black Underwear Chicks
Why is it that in my dreams when I was an adolescent all the girls looked like this? Vivid imagination I assume. Now, with the Internet no imagination is needed! … Read More
Panties, Ankles, Laid On The Bed – What’s All That About?
Anyone wish to proffer an explanation of this picture? Provocative as this image is it doesn’t make much sense to me. The poor girl seems to have got bored half … Read More
An Ass Ripe For Action
I’m no spanko, though I’m not averse to giving Suze a quick slap on the ass occasionally in the heat of passion. But sometimes you see a picture and it … Read More
Fucking Someone Else’s Wife
I can’t speak from experience but having an affair must be a combination of excitement and fear. Fear of being discovered either by the husband or wife, after all an … Read More
Golden Showers
I wrote the other day just how much Alex and I enjoy a bit of kinky watersports. We both love it when I squirt which usually results in me having … Read More
Sex Toys In The Bathroom
If you ever come round to our place don’t be alarmed if you visit the bathroom. You’re more than likely to be confronted with a sex toy of some kind. … Read More
Two Wet Pussies In The Office
Emma was pissed off. I could hear the customer ranting at her over the phone even though I was sitting facing her across our desks. I recognised the voice, the … Read More
Wanking Me Awake
I woke up this morning to find Suze’s hand on my cock. I’d drifted into consciousness with a semi-erect cock and the sensation of her fingers stroking my shaft made … Read More
Special Delivery – Masturbation
I have been awaiting a delivery from Holland for the past week and was concerned that it may not get to me with the strikes which are taking place by … Read More
When You Just Want Real Cock 24/7
I love my sex toys in whatever shape or form they come. Some toys which look as if they simply wouldn’t hit the spot can take you by surprise on … Read More
Greased Up Chicks
Just had to change a rear wheel on Suze’s car – puncture. So off to the garage tomorrow for a new tyre. What’s betting the dude who changes it looks … Read More
Kelly Brook’s Saucy Buns
While this story is great publicity for the Calendar Girls is has to be an example of ludicrous censorship. In a world where it’s still legal plumbers to show their … Read More
Did I Squirt just then?
I like to think of myself as being trendy and up to date with the latest things. When it comes to sexual terms and acronyms I’m right there on the … Read More
Studying Pussy
I revealed a couple of weeks ago that we had been sent about 21 hours of porn to view and review. Since then we have been steadily making our way … Read More
Fucking The Old Way – Part 2 of 2
The next day Doyle was setting up his easel in the orangery when he heard a dry cough behind him. It was Oates, “The Lady Brigid, Duchess of Hampton.”. Oates … Read More
OMG My Tits Are Escaping!
After seeing this image I am really tempted to set up some form of caption competition.
Fucking The Old Way – Part 1 of 2
Brigid raised a leg out of the bath and began to wash it from toe to thigh. The rich lather of the soap making the touch of her soft fingers … Read More
Private Dancer Making Me Cum
I waited for her car to pass me at the traffic island. Her right of way. Me waiting. Giving me the chance to look at her and imagine what was … Read More
November Is Good For Squirting And Watersports
Long term readers will already be aware without me telling you that Alex and I are in to a bit of watersport. I love to watch him pee and the … Read More