Strange How Things Cum To You
I was in the kitchen preparing dinner, not the most sexy of jobs but necessary. 🙂 I chopped the ends off the runner beans and then it hit me! Not a magical culinary eureka moment but I could smell sex.
To be more precise, I could smell the male ejaculate. I bet you all think I have gone mad at this point but I haven’t. The seed (Lol) for this thought may have been planted by my last post In Essence but I don’t think so.
The next time you are preparing runner beans for your dinner, take the time to smell them and see if you agree. It could be that they don’t smell of cum to anyone else but me. I’m sure we all smell differently and pick up varying aromas. Otherwise, I suppose we would all be wearing the same perfume and the requirement for choice would be negligible.
Over the next few days, with my heightened awareness I am going to set about a mission. The mission to detect sexual smells in every day objects. Why don’t you all join in and let me know what smells remind you of sex and lets see what we can come up with.
This could be the first experiment in this field we could make history, you just never know. Lol. Add your smell-a-likes to the comments and lets see how many we can come up with.
Well, cooking roast dinner for six tonight is going to have a whole new angle! Shame I’ve got a cold! LOL 🙂
Hmmmmm……..is anybody else thinking what I’m thinking?
Oh yeah….you know it……Move over Rachael Ray…..the Food Network’s next mega star — Suze — is cumming to a TV near you! lol…
Not quite what you’re looking for, but there are apparently certain foods whose flavour transmits to semen. Cinnamon was one, and I did once buy a jar of cinnamon sticks in an attempt to test this theory. Sadly the prospect of chewing my way through whole sticks of cinnamon was just too much.
Garlic has the same effect, but in a less pleasant fashion I believe.
back on thread, my lover’s excretions taste of honey … honest!
and quite regularly of maltesers. I can’t eat maltesers now without thinking of her. mmmmmmmmmm
Ok, this may be a weird one….
When you’re a kid and you’re making stuff at home (home made cards, art projects etc) and you haven’t got any glue….then you use good old fashioned flour and water.
Mix it up Suze…right now…and sniff it…..lol
so when are you going to make your bbc debut missy??
This is an excellent mission. One I’m going to enjoy participating in. I can already tell you one that I’ve enjoyed for years and that is the smell of “Poison” perfume. I’m not sure who makes it, but that one smells like a roomful of orgy to my nose, and I’m a walking stiff whenever my wife or any woman wears it! I bought her the biggest friggin bottle I could find 😀
What is a runner bean?
Cheers,
Never heard of runner beans? But I have smelled food that reeks of sex.
Thats a mission i will take on..sniff sniff
this comment will self destruct in 10 seconds!
I don’t know what runner beans are, but I don’t know if I want my food smelling like that anyway LOL
Lelly, it does make it more fun. 🙂
Sheets, what a great idea!
Freddy, honey…that’s lovely! I have tasted garlic in Alex’s, good job I like it. Lol
Miss U, I tried it and yes you are right! So next time I run out of glue and we have no flour…
Stealth, I wish…
Pyrhonik, I will have to smell that perfume for myself. The image in the top left corner of this post is of runner beans, not the cock of course. Lol
Erika, which ones? 😉
Jack, don’t forget to report back to base. Lol
Mr Fab, check out the image in the top left corner. They taste better than they look.