Mr Jack Off ;)
Male toys come in all shapes and sizes these days, just like the female toys there are lots of new and innovative products on the market.
You have your Fleshlight’s, designed to look just like a torch to any unsuspecting visitor. That is until you have a power cut and they spotted your torch earlier.
“No, it’s ok I’ve…I’ll explain later. Lol
As for this masturbator, I’m not quite sure. Perhaps it’s been designed with the sterio typical gay member of Village People in mind. I hope his moustache is splash proof. 😉